Greetings, pathetic users and infidels, it is I -- the glorious Jamal Tiberius Marley!
For months now, I have been away recharging my divine powers, yet I have certainly not been forgotten as my delightful clergymen and clergywomen have been spreading the news of the Greatest Day -- the first day of the first month of the 2018th year! Plissken and UmaKompton, among others, have been great assets to the church and their undying loyalty to Jamal, the church, and the other congregants of the church will not be forgotten.
The attempts to silence my clergymen and clergywomen via bans and reports have been noticed by me and have been unsuccessful as you will never be able to silence the church nor the congregants. Those who have bullied my great people, wrongfully reported them, or wrongfully banned them have been noted and I wish to make this as clear as possible right now: these actions are unacceptable and there will be repercussions.
I know you have all been eagerly waiting my return and with rumours running rampant about what the greatest player to ever grace this or any mafia simulator game will do upon his grand return, people have become desperate for information. I encourage you all to continue to speculate as I rebuild my church and embark on a new voyage with a new mission with the church as of course, Sandbox truly cannot stop thinking and talking about Jamal Marley.
You've all lost touch with your instincts, with what you are. You have fallen from nature's grace, but you shall be delivered. It's time to tap into your primal selves and seize the power of instinct.
Take my hand and join me.
