its to my attention that many of u are accusing me of being jamal... well its not true and this story proves it.

im sure that there is not a lot of you here right now, but this will definitely circulate so being that other people have been spilling tea, i would like to cry over some spilled milk right now about someone whose name we wont mention … a jesse williams lookalike f*ck.

I honestly dont even know where to start. this jesse williams lookalike rat f*ck basically forced me to act like we were the same person and he did really awful things to me. one being he made me come to sandbox and as we were in a game he in his hand and he threw it at me in my face. and you know he told me not to tell anybody and he threatened my life and so I thought that was really messed up and i kept quiet this entire time. since were celebrities i really didn't want this to be public, you know? i wanted everyone to think that we were the same person and Jamal.. i mean this someone.. this person I wanted to keep him safe because being my friend.. it makes you popular, you can make money off of that, you can capitalize off of that. so he's like "listen, A) ill slit your throat if you say anything bad about me and if you told people that I threw poop at you and B) ill sue you and dont tell anybody, so."

this was fine, you know? i protected him against Bebop. I protected this person against other clique alumni like error like I just felt like it was my duty (no pun indented) until i received something in the mail. and let me just preface this and before I tell you say that I have only made 4 troll accounts, there hasn't been 5, so I don't know why everyone's saying "oh, your trolling this jesse williams lookalike person", there's only been 4, okay? one of them may have been Plissken and i even trolled myself and this is a side issue that I have, it doesn't need to be public, it's something that I am working on in therapy.

So anyways, this person sent something to my office which is my place of zen … my place of zen. he sent me a can of cut green beans. he didn't even have the f*cking decency to send me organic, store bought greenbeans. like, do you know how much sodium is in this? do you know how this can affect me in my life and my innards? so I mean, listen. o all of my fans out there, you just have to know that being a celebrity is really hard and sometimes things aren't as they appear to be and even though you may be portrayed as a winner, in real life your actually a f*cking loser.

And before i sign off, I just want to let you know that most people who are portrayed as the lovable ones like Sandbox loves you, Sandbox's favourite. those in real life are the and typically the when theyre portrayed as in real life. Theyre great amazing geuine down to earth people but there are exceptions to this role that this person falls into this exception so Jamal … this person. This is what I think of you. I would smash this can of green beans but I'm going to eat it later when I am on a boat because I'm happy on a boat because I'm a celebrity. F*ck you, Jamal. F*ck you Jamal.