A. He is like the only person who still cares about this website enough to try.
B. He has been moderating this website since my ex-girlfriend still loved me, and that feels like a long time ago.
C. He treats intolerable losers like mtlve with respect, none of us have that kind of patience.
D. He has a predisposition towards seeking approval, so we could totally probably use that to manipulate him if we ever need a favor
This is his platform.