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Voices of the Parishioners

about 7 years

Greetings.

I am the Head Templar of the Holy Church of Jamal, Shwartz99. As I have been recently appointed this position, I realized it may be useful to understand the minds of the parishioners. Thus, this thread was created for you congregants to voice anything you like. Any sacrilegious remarks will be ignored.

Good day to all who believe, and good riddance to the infidels.

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Official Statement

As I took the role of Head Templar of the Holy Church of Jamal, I swore that the people would be my largest concern. My goal was to make the people happy for change within the Church to make things more exciting, and I believed I could be the one to do it.

I was wrong.

The people are unhappy with the Church, and it brings me great pain that I am now associated with something which brings others unhappiness. Thus, I have resigned from the position.

I am, however, still a member of the Church. There is only so much which can be given up to improve morale. My faith is not something I am willing to sacrifice.

I would say that I enjoyed my time serving as your Head Templar, but I did not.

Thus, my stint ends where it began - shitposting while being a man of the people.

Shwartz99
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This game has been blessed by Jamal Marley for being the 87000th thread.
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ElderSivart says

Jamal is, quite literally, the worst.


Insignificant user.
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Jamal is, quite literally, the worst.
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rctnk99 says


Shwartz99 says

Remember - individualism is an important school of thought under the Church. Voicing your opinion is encouraged!


And yet you're silencing people. Reminds me of a real religion.


Yes, the Holy Church of Jamal is THE real religion.

As for silencing users, they are the users attacking the Church or its congregants. We have sworn to protect our own members. Perhaps you should join the Church as well to experience these advantages.
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Shwartz99 says

Remember - individualism is an important school of thought under the Church. Voicing your opinion is encouraged!


And yet you're silencing people. Reminds me of a real religion.
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Coconutnut says

great thread john, when i saw it i thought to myself: "hey this is a very interesting thread. definitely more important than 99% of the threads on a mafia simulator forum." keep it up.


I will ignore your sarcasm. Thank you for the compliment, although a thread made by the lord himself is the most important of all on this forum.
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Coconutnut says

great thread john, when i saw it i thought to myself: "hey this is a very interesting thread. definitely more important than 99% of the threads on a mafia simulator forum." keep it up.

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great thread john, when i saw it i thought to myself: "hey this is a very interesting thread. definitely more important than 99% of the threads on a mafia simulator forum." keep it up.
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I am of the opinion that slander toward the Church and its members should be dealt with. And since Jamal hath told me to handle such punishment upon another user, upon HIS return today... I would like to hereby be bestowed the title: The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day.

Punishment shall follow!
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and to think i thought shwartz99 was kinda cool
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legit nobody cares or thinks this is interesting
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shwartz you're parodying something horrible why
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Remember - individualism is an important school of thought under the Church. Voicing your opinion is encouraged!