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over 6 years
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over 6 years
if you are a new player, or an old player, if you play the game of mafia in any way shape or form, I urge you to not share tables with these players.

The list is a WIP at the moment so I only have one name but I will graciously do the entire player base a huge favor and update it whenever I come across a player so disgustingly atrocious at the game that you owe it to yourself and your parents for all they've done for you to not do this to yourself and share a game with these players.

JM123/JM1234 [Probably the worst player i've come across in my entire 3 year stint on this website, you don't owe yourself the brain aneurysm resulting in joining a game with this player because the only reason he wins games is by incessantly leaning on the skill of other players, when put in a position to rely on his own skill or judgement this player will spaghetti harder than Tatami on a first date]
over 6 years
Sup dudes and dudettes it's your bro brodudebro here and i'm totally radical man, and today we gotta new video. We're gunna be doin trickshots brother. And uh, let's just show you the first one man. Okay so first i got a chair set up right there and we're going to throw this kraftsingle at it and knock down those cans. Watch and just.. watch. CH! Did you see that? Dude. Radical. Hey dudes. Now we're pretty much doing the trick of a lifetime here. See this? It's a basketball hoop
over 6 years
rip Anthony642 24/04/2013 8am - 10am
over 6 years
this kid is so au­tistic its ridiculous. hes got like a 90% win rate like n*gga u srs like get the f*ck outta here kid. ill lay you flat irl. like i dont know if this kid is asperg­ers or what. like its insane. dude have you ever been outside in your life?
over 6 years
I'm not exactly sure what you meant by that. But since you paired me up with light in the sentence, I'm assuming that you're not fond of players who base their game on logical analysis. And I'm also assuming that when you said 'g­ay' you meant the common slang misuse of the word which is a derogative term used to address something you dislike. So you dislike analysis and logic?
deletedover 6 years
Lol bebop making main lobby version of the sandbox copypasta thread
over 6 years

Miguel says

shitfucks .


*sir no sweAring, this is a christiAn server
deletedover 6 years
Where can I applying for Role Mod? Since you seem to be modding cheaters and banned users, I want to join in your ring of retards.

Retired forever, every username I've been on this website that seems to be degrading in quality over time instead of improving. I give zero crap about this website. That should say a lot to you shitfucks since I was a huge fan of this website. No post deletion by the way. See you clowns some other time. I'm never coming back to this ever again. Trolls that will post in this thread, post. I'm not going to be around to see your .
over 6 years
idk enter any copypasta into eeemo.net, then make a new copypasta out of it.
over 6 years

Bebop says

Adam, thank you for being my rock, my sun, my everything. You make my days better and my nights sweeter. Thank you for never giving up on me when things get hard even if you've wanted to. I love you <3


best one
over 6 years
Humans, like everything, come down to a bunch of atoms that form everything we do.
You're born with certain chemical reactions to come in your future;
We discovered that "thought" is just a few interactions between carbon atoms.
We dont know to analyze them yet, but with perfect knowledge, everything you will do and have done can be put in a book.
Future and past; entirely. Thinking of that, how can we blame criminals? They were born into it.
It's ironic that choice is a concept that we've choicelessly discovered -
differentiating an infinity of distinct moments with only one path through.
over 6 years
my cousin died to wine. He drunk every day, the drenched smell of old alcohol would come. every time he was home as kids, me and my brother - 5 years old at the time, it was a deep marinade of old grapes, this bad bad smell I remember - he loved dark red wines, the finest ones.
His whole life - he brought us down, his wifom, and my mom - she saw me and my brother were affected, and she wanted to have a child who will win a trophy someday - so by the time my little sister sister was born, my mother told him - "either you're giving up the wine, or im giving up on you. You'll never see her win a CC.".
And him, on top of his 8000 games - was crying. Real manly tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of liver failure. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever wifom. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.' I agreed. At 19, a soldier, I have never thought of wifom in games. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your play was so I died inside anyway.
over 6 years
It is like you live in africa, decide to go to the north pole, but you start drinking water with ice and you like it. And there is plenty of ice and water around...
over 6 years
kev the mvp
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[10:35:11 PM] justrec: i think we all should be thanking me for capitalizing on the entertainment the site has had
[10:35:17 PM] exposé: he's been planning on it since page 50
[10:35:18 PM] exposé: lol
[10:35:28 PM] Prayag: and?
[10:35:30 PM] Prayag: did he do it?
[10:35:31 PM] Prayag: no?
[10:35:44 PM] Prayag: he was waiting for the time where it would annoy maximum people
[10:35:53 PM] exposé: lmfao
[10:35:55 PM] exposé: are you triggered?
[10:35:59 PM] exposé: LOL
deletedover 6 years
he explicitly said xvideos.com now charley i might understand why you gave him a no vio your a girl idk if you masturbate much to but that is a website with naked girls naked guys having sexual intercourse
deletedover 6 years
Dear, Caroline

You made the claim of "I will send nudes to whoever hosts a game" I proceeded to create a game in honor of you and to retrieve said nudes it's been approximately five minutes and I'm not sure when I'm suppose to retrieve the nudes. Is it 1-2 business days? Is it never? Was it all a scam? These are all questions that must be answered I await dearly for your response

love, xxxxx
deletedover 6 years
Don't let me get on your contradictive a$$, because I'm also confused. At least I still play mafia, you're part of the group who sits on the forums talking about the rules, reports, which mod is doing a good job, which rule should be removed and barely even plays mafia if at all. When was the last time YOU played enough hearts to even be considered for a trophy in one round let alone two in a row? Why do you care that the rule should be removed? Im sure my answer will be similar to yours.
deletedover 6 years
I have billions of things to do. I am awake all day and night just to do those things. I have a job, i study, i play epic mafia, i try to fix epicmafia, i am on hundred other sites, i have also hundreds of ppls to talk with every day, and sometimes i wish there were at least 5 of me to do everything at once. (And probbably i still won't be able to do everything)

And there are always things i must neglect because i have no time for them.

Litteraly 24/7 full schedule all the time every day every second.

But yeah. Only thing to really complain is this site. Instead of arguing about something, it would be lot easyer that thing to be just fixed. Then i would have much more free time on EM to do something else
over 6 years
Adam, thank you for being my rock, my sun, my everything. You make my days better and my nights sweeter. Thank you for never giving up on me when things get hard even if you've wanted to. I love you <3
over 6 years
Slüt. Whöre. Easy to the point of being trashy. The human equivalent of a used condom. You're probably scared to maintain any sort of serious conversation with someone, or consider it a shore, ending up having shallow relationships whether it is friendly or romantic. You thrive on making each moment enjoyable to yourself, which are usually meaningless and short-lived, kind of like a drug addict getting a fix