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over 6 years

dump ur copypasta here boys

deletedover 6 years
I am done with em. I am sick of being harassed by Charley and her gang (stayaway, charley, jess). They know that 1 line in a joke thread: Jess is Charlie's b1tch is not grounds for harassment vio. She never asked me to stop or said that she was offended by it. It was not severe and repeated attacks either. Yet they make up vios for this to p1ss me off and start drama. I hope you guys get a life and learn to be respectful to people. While it is just a game, there are real life people on this game and we dont need harassed by mods
deletedover 6 years
Y'all a bunch of b1tches. Can't ignore what other people say about you as if they don't exist. Can't fight back when it finally drives you mad. Can't even try to be friends with your enemies and take what they say with a grain of salt. Eventually you'll need to learn to just get over what happened in the past or else everything is going to offend you.
deletedover 6 years
Dammit bebop, you beat me to it.
over 6 years
I just have a problem with a few people who use their influence and “popularity” to make fun of people in game and out of game. You can be a good influence- you don’t have to consistently talk down to people and make people feel bad about themselves. You don’t need to feel about yourself. I think everybody has good in them, you don’t have to be a constant source of negativity. Surround yourself with positive influences, people who make you feel good about yourself. There are answers to your problems outside of putting people down to make yourself feel better.

Okay that’s it, rant over. Go ahead and mock me, do what you want. I’m done with this website even though I’ve met great people here, I’m taking my own advice and cutting out negativity. I just want people to know that they’re enough and that they don’t have to take abuse. You’re worth it.
over 6 years
I’ll take the negativity, drag my name, it’s all you can do. I know who I am and I’d rather stand for what’s right than what would make me “fit in...”

My problem here is that there are quite of few bullies on a power trip thinking they can go around making people feel less than. Sure I might be “irrelevant” but I work three jobs and go to school full time while you’re on epicmafia and playing games with your friends making fun of people... saying you don’t want a job, just want government benefits etc etc etc

that’s whatever though, I just have a problem with people thinking that jokes consist of telling other people to kill themselves and that they’re autistic.... I have a problem with women consistently being called hoes and like that’s the funny thing to do....I have a problem with guys begging women for nudes and then calling them busted or that they’re not enough.... I have a problem with the emotional manipulation that cause people to think it’s okay to make fun of people and telling people if they don’t go along with it they’re irrelevant and then they’re going to be made fun of, BECAUSE THAT DOES HAPPEN! IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH IT YOU BECOME ENEMY #1... I have a problem with people bullying other saying they’re fat and annoying and making others feel isolated and less than for doing nothing....

Please keep telling me it’s “just the internet” when I’ve seen so many people feeling the effects in their real lives, it happened to me many times this past summer because of THIS WEBSITE...
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deletedover 6 years
Don't let me get on your contradictive a$$, because I'm also confused. At least I still play mafia, you're part of the group who sits on the forums talking about the rules, reports, which mod is doing a good job, which rule should be removed and barely even plays mafia if at all. When was the last time YOU played enough hearts to even be considered for a trophy in one round let alone two in a row? Why do you care that the rule should be removed? Im sure my answer will be similar to yours.
over 6 years
https://epicmafia.com/user/334302

For all your copypasta needs.
over 6 years
petri and the other role mods couldn't catch me.

shout out to xxerox for giving me his acct iamnotabc

shout out to the 2 new dudes who gave me their accounts. i'll soon trophy on them
over 6 years
i can bypass and the mods will never know :^). i've bypassed before as a site banned user and won numerous trophies (ie. windswept, darron just to name a few). i'm a legend lol
deletedover 6 years
I just wanna say thanks to retti for actually trying to look at this case. It's not fair that people are being so rude to a mod that is just trying to do his job well. Honestly, bronto told me that you all were waiting for me to trophy before hitting me with the vio , which is just straight up mean. Thanks for knocking my dreams down. And caroline, I don't know what your dang problem is but i always liked you and you've just been a straight up jerk since I rejoined the site. Like seriously, I legitimately always liked you but what the heck changed?? And in terms of my play, no one wanted to actually help me fix whatever I was doing wrong, and since I stopped getting warnings I thought the changes I made were enough. If you all really cared, you'd have helped me fix it. But instead I get slapped with a vio after securing a trophy run, the morning of the LAST DAY? I'm being made an example of, and even though no one else seems to give a rat's butt, thank you Retti for standing up for me. It seriously means a lot that there are mods that still look out for the little guy.
deletedover 6 years
somethingwhatever 7h 15m
am i being detetained?????
i do not reconize the legitimacy of this court i am a soverign citzen and have renounced my em citzenship, u have no right to judge me. i do not reconize the authority of this court of law, i will not comply
over 6 years
they will understand after a report from my main account. They can take their trolling to sandbox.
deletedover 6 years
if i want i can get violations on secret alts and then delete them.. the mods will never know bc they are bad lol
over 6 years
I just think it's hilarious that someone like you thinks you have grounds to be judgmental. You are an epicmafia moderator who likes kpop. I am 6'7 and started college at 17. I am 1000% sure I've had more p.ussy than you. That I don't feel bad for saying.
over 6 years
now this one is for my HOE-letariat you have nothing to lose but your chains and your clothes so let's share the means of reproduction and lemme hammer your sickle quit stalin' and send this to ten other cummie commies™ who need to be freed tonight get 0 back and it's straight into the gulag for you get 10 back and you're marx's little get 15 back and lenin will revolutionize your get 20 back and you'll explode like chernobyl
deletedover 6 years
Main lobby actions

need to be logged so they appear on the moderator actions page.

this is an issue from months ago that still hasn't been fixed.

some of these corrupt mods/role mods have been abusing this to silent forum/chat ban ppl

i've been forum banned numerous times and have had to ask different mods to unban me
deletedover 6 years
BANNED
deletedover 6 years
What the hell did you just say about me, you little gamethrower? I’ll have you know I did over 30 thousand reports in the last two weeks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret investigations of the round and I have over 300 confirmed pastebins. I am trained in epicmafia warfare and I’m the top moderator in the entire existence of this site. You are nothing to me but just another user ID. I will wipe you the out with suspensions the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with posting personal info of others over the Internet? Think again, . As we speak I am contacting my hacker boyfriend over Skype and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with your last 20 games. Not only am I extensively trained in baiting violations, but I have access to the entire arsenal political power and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable off the face of the website, you little gamethrow alt . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” exit was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have GRS'd. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re serving the suspension, you goddamn idiot. I will violations all over you and you will drown in them. You’re banned, abc.
over 6 years

kev says

i don't really have time for this, but this site really needs an adult leader that will be a good role model to mods and players alike. We need someone that will not circle jerk and will in general try to make the site better for all players. We need leaders that are happy to fess up when they are wrong.

We don't need the circle jerking group of leaders that we have now that are just power hungry vipers trying to suck the life out of this site. There are many good options for admins to fix this site (pony, linker, etc) but no one ever appoints them. I dont want the time commitment, but even I would be a good neutral person that would try to build up this site and improve it!!!!!!!


thank you
deletedover 6 years
i don't really have time for this, but this site really needs an adult leader that will be a good role model to mods and players alike. We need someone that will not circle jerk and will in general try to make the site better for all players. We need leaders that are happy to fess up when they are wrong.

We don't need the circle jerking group of leaders that we have now that are just power hungry vipers trying to suck the life out of this site. There are many good options for admins to fix this site (pony, linker, etc) but no one ever appoints them. I dont want the time commitment, but even I would be a good neutral person that would try to build up this site and improve it!!!!!!!
over 6 years
cuz that's your troll alt, right? and i dont think it's particularly insulting to call that what it is.
deletedover 6 years
TL;DR I turned 19 last night, and decided that I'm quitting EM to focus on my life, specifically (i) productive projects, (ii) real life friends, and (iii) focusing on my mental health, and I won't be able to have the time commitment to be admin.

Sorry for the lack of notice and wish you guys all the best of luck <3

If you want to keep reading, I'll elaborate and also tell you my story about mental illness, specifically borderline personality disorder. Spreading awareness one post at a time~

Productive things
I'll be working on an app, along with other productive endeavours / side projects that have captured my interest but not my time.

EM was a fun distraction and I've enjoyed but, but I'm looking forward to being more productive.
over 6 years
jess isn't professional at all and no one does anything about it bc they are afraid of her but i don't like it one bit i'm not afraid to stand up for what is right she is rude to many people and i think if she is unmodded it will be a good change of things and allow someone else to be modded shouldn't this be about what is right you can't read this and still say jess deserves to be a moderator she just doesn'
deletedover 6 years
someone post pranay's "I have 48 hours in a day" monologue