wow what nerds who would get married on an online mafia simulator lol

"Where is jingahegami?" tigermom the priest thought as she looked at her watch angrily, thinking of how she was going to explain to her manicurist the reason why she was late for the third time this week. She began counting up to ten and making short breaths, zealously pushing away the though of excusing herself and leaving the church.

But then...