The disguiser, who only came because they mistook the wedding venue for the place where they were supposed to meet their maf-mates, immediately heads for the chips and salsa. It's disappointingly mild. They shrug and leave the premises without making a scene.
Tigermom then asks them the question "pip do you take jingahegami to be your lawfully wedded wife? jingahegami do you take pip to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"That's great to hear" said tigermom, her Catholic knowledge screaming to refuse to wed these lewd people but her years spent as a nun (before enrolling at the Seminary) telling her to remain meek and not raise her voice. She said "does anyone in this church have any reason for why these two people should not be wedded today under God's light? Speak now or remain silent forever"
Jingahegami takes another swig of the bottle in her hand whilst pip rambles, and stares voraciously at the grooms crotch. "I wonder how big he is?" she mutters, just loud enough for the priest and her man to hear.
After being asked to recite the vows (which were meant to be prepared beforehand) I calmly say it would be more authentic to "wing it" and so I tell the story of the decision to marry with longing eyes towards the bride.
"Let's begin the ceremony, shall we?" tigermom shouts out as swiftly as possible, ignoring the questionable state of the bride. "We are gathered here to witness and celebrate the union of two lovely young people Jingahegami Sandboxian and Pip Sandboxian. The vows now". After they said their vows [[you can either say them or not in your messages]] she asked them the special question. Read their answer below!!!
