Epicmafia

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Being here to talk about how sad I am in a place with zero social consequences is literally 1000s of times healthier than what you are doing here.

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Actually just kidding that is f.ucking autistic dude.

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Bebop says

do you think how people are on the internet is how they are in real life?

in my case, yes

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Okay, maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe you are normal at parties, but then you go home to be a mod on epicmafia.com who posts hundreds of cringey meme-jokes and socializes in the epicmafia.com mod skype chat anyway.

That's not weird either.

Bebop

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do you think how people are on the internet is how they are in real life? does that mean you stand on a table at parties and shout about how alone you are and how you missed your chance with ten supermodels who are also harvard alumni on the way to the party?

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Bebop says

Recidivism says

I sincerely believe you've never been at a party with a social group of men your age.

was it because i didn't compare genitals with you? will remember for next time so i seem more normal and well adjusted

It's because your personality is 95% bad meme jokes

Bebop

almost 7 years

Recidivism says

I sincerely believe you've never been at a party with a social group of men your age.

was it because i didn't compare genitals with you? will remember for next time so i seem more normal and well adjusted

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Because trust me Bebop, you're right, talking about sex is weird but doing your autistic Based God thing would go over great at a party

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merlot ur bf is getting btfo by sonseray for having a small dong

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yeah bebop the only reason you could possibly think it's distasteful and tacky to casually mention that someone has a giant dong is because you're insecure with your own dong.
its science.

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I sincerely believe you've never been at a party with a social group of men your age.

Merlot

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what is this

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The only reason you would possibly react like this to that post is you are under 6 inches, maybe even micro

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where are you guys getting all these microphones from

Bebop

almost 7 years

I only mention that I'm well-endowed because I think it makes me an authority on the subject:

Really it just needs to be big enough, like average. Girls like it bigger, but mostly as an attraction thing, not a pleasure thing.

It's like, I'm going to f*ck the heck out of a pretty girl with C or even B cups and love it. Obviously I wish they were Ds or Double Ds because that is sexy, but the size of her t*ts doesn't actually affect my pleasure.

That is probably the best answer you'll ever get to this question. You're welcome.

*Mic Drop*

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i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.

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If you think casually mentioning that you are well-endowed in a thread about it is bragging, you either have a small one or you are cory and I don't know what her deal with me is I don't think she likes that I sleep around

Bebop

almost 7 years

i only dunk 2 hand hangers

Bebop

almost 7 years

Recidivism says

Bebop says

i don't know how this turned from "mentioning you have a big pee pee is a bit strange" to cory being harassed for being christian but by all means

This thread is called "Is Bigger Really Better?"

I am implying that you have a small wee wee for finding it strange at all.

i don't find the topic strange at all, as you can see i answered it in my first post, what i am saying is strange is making the first thing you say "hey /b/ros i have a super huge peener so i got this answer covered"

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Would Merlot tell you if you did?

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the only guys with big dongs brag about it on message boards, i picked a loser : /

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yeah, as a merlot alt, i can confirm bebop has a tiny dong

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Bebop says

i don't know how this turned from "mentioning you have a big pee pee is a bit strange" to cory being harassed for being christian but by all means

This thread is called "Is Bigger Really Better?"

I am implying that you have a small wee wee for finding it strange at all.

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our parties usually consist of watching brother nathaniel videos on youtube and turning in before 8pm

Is bigger really better?