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Is bigger really better?

xPooky
over 7 years

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

Bebop
over 7 years
i don't know how this turned from "mentioning you have a big pee pee is a bit strange" to cory being harassed for being christian but by all means
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How do you guys do at parties. I just can't imagine it is well. Do you have Christian parties? Do you get smashed on communion wine and wafers?
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You know, you can have a happy loyal monogamous relationship and not clam up like Hank Hill at the first mention of sex
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Bebop
over 7 years
jack
over 7 years

illuminati says

My wee wee is also above-par.

Thank you for your attention.


quit braggin
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Ah yes, that one Christian man you haven't banged has made you a real sexual guru
illuminati
over 7 years
My wee wee is also above-par.

Thank you for your attention.
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just to let everyone know, i think i'm an authority of male pleasure, since i arguably have the largest breasts out of (thin) women of epicmafia
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Probably casually mentioning that I'm well-endowed is one of the more harmless allusions to sex ever made on these forums
Bebop
over 7 years
if you don't see the difference between posting a shock image and bragging about the alleged size of your manhood then i don't know what to tell you
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Bebop says

it's quite odd to hop into a thread on a website for childrens party games announcing that your wee wee is above average size and proceeding to monologue about having intercourse with girls that do not meet your desires and then congratulating yourself for the effort of doing so, at least in my eyes


These forums have regularly posted Goatse and d.ick pics for a decade. If you think talking about sex is odd, I think you're odd.
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Recidivism says


CoryInConstantinople says

the only thing you need to be sexually experienced is to have been with one partner for a long time instead of banging bunches of sl.uts


I'm all for monogamy and I even envy what you and Bebop have, but if you don't think the sl.uts are a better f.uck than you you're wrong lol


i'm really glad you envy what me and bebop have, we are really very happy and he never ignores me when i ask him to play league of legends : )
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CoryInConstantinople says

the only thing you need to be sexually experienced is to have been with one partner for a long time instead of banging bunches of sl.uts


I'm all for monogamy and I even envy what you and Bebop have, but if you don't think the sl.uts are a better f.uck than you you're wrong lol
Bebop
over 7 years
it's quite odd to hop into a thread on a website for childrens party games announcing that your wee wee is above average size and proceeding to monologue about having intercourse with girls that do not meet your desires and then congratulating yourself for the effort of doing so, at least in my eyes
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My point was that unless you suck at sex you don't need a monster dong
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the only thing you need to be sexually experienced is to have been with one partner for a long time instead of banging bunches of sl.uts
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Really not that odd to talk about sex. The few posts from you that aren't about being a meme mod don't scream sexually experienced
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hey guys, not to brag here, but because of my monster dong, i think im a pretty good authority of female pleasure.
Bebop
over 7 years
i will refrain from making a snide comment because i do like you sonseray, that post was just a tad odd
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I'm not sure what your deal with Merlot is and you sure are happier than me, but I don't get the impression that you have bedded a lot of women
Bebop
over 7 years

Recidivism says

I only mention that I'm well-endowed because I think it makes me an authority on the subject:

Really it just needs to be big enough, like average. Girls like it bigger, but mostly as an attraction thing, not a pleasure thing.

It's like, I'm going to f*ck the heck out of a pretty girl with C or even B cups and love it. Obviously I wish they were Ds or Double Ds because that is sexy, but the size of her t*ts doesn't actually affect my pleasure.

That is probably the best answer you'll ever get to this question. You're welcome.

*Mic Drop*


Jeff
over 7 years
F*ck the heck
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I only mention that I'm well-endowed because I think it makes me an authority on the subject:

Really it just needs to be big enough, like average. Girls like it bigger, but mostly as an attraction thing, not a pleasure thing.

It's like, I'm going to f*ck the heck out of a pretty girl with C or even B cups and love it. Obviously I wish they were Ds or Double Ds because that is sexy, but the size of her t*ts doesn't actually affect my pleasure.

That is probably the best answer you'll ever get to this question. You're welcome.

*Mic Drop*
Negra
over 7 years

somethingwhatever says

thicker>longer


mines like a hockey puck