Welcome to Sadbox, where there's "One Less Weeb Than Main Lobby"

There are 800 pages in this book.

Feel free to contribute a rule.

Current Rules:

1. Cub is your overlord.
2. No rules when it comes to punishing Bebop.
3. Penguins are the superior animal.
4. King of Benis, Herredy, is to be respected and gifted with presents of Benis representation.
5. PissProblems and Platypops are the same person.
6. No fcking.
7. No kissing.
8. No kicking Nakhhash (unless deemed necessary). i. Rule Revision: No kicking Nakhhash for any reason whatsoever, unless deemed necessary.
9. No memes.
10. Dinosaurs are extinct.
11. No usage of the number "10".
12. No rule revisions.
13. Dikdik is the Sadbox mascot, and is also best alt for all eternity.
14. ┌───Gay Jail───┐
15. | ObitoSigma
16. |______________|
17. You must greet DouradaGrelhada with "Hey".
18. Nakhhash no longer makes rules.
19. Me.
21. LeChuck is not allowed to talk about the EM Rulebook, fortunately this is the Sadbox Rulebook.
22. Sadbox is a illegitimate user.
23. No Fight Club references allowed.
24. "Hood did it" is so 2015. The new blame line is "Error did it".
25. If trigged, post this:
26. Tip your pizza when dooze is in the game.
27. Noavis MUST be lynched immediately.
28. Pineapple is REQUIRED on all tipped pizzas.
29. Autocrat is now known as Autocrap.
30. Autocrap is not to be used in setups unless you are crap too.
31. All petitions must be signed regardless of its contents.
32. Kill them with kindness.
33. If kindness does not work, revert to just killing them.
34. It's only gay if the balls touch.
35. It's not gay if it's in a three-way.
36. No upvoting your own posts, even if it's ironically, unless you're a penguin or a DikDik. This applies to self-healing in H&H.
37. There must be a Daily Chat thread, no matter the cost.
38. Don't untick the box on error's profile that says "ban from lobby".
39. I'll update this thread when I feel like it.
40. Thou shall not kick Platypops from any games; he does no wrong.
41. dooze's hedgehog is super, ultra-gay, and should be mentioned in all threads with even a slight hint of gayness in it going forward.

Offenders of the rulebook will be subjected to imprisonment conveniently located in Blister's basement.