Welcome to Sadbox, where there's "One Less Weeb Than Main Lobby"
There are 800 pages in this book.
Feel free to contribute a rule.
Current Rules:
- Cub is your overlord.
- No rules when it comes to punishing Bebop.
- Penguins are the superior animal.
- King of Benis, Herredy, is to be respected and gifted with presents of Benis representation.
- PissProblems and Platypops are the same person.
- No fcking.
- No kissing.
- No kicking Nakhhash (unless deemed necessary). i. Rule Revision: No kicking Nakhhash for any reason whatsoever, unless deemed necessary.
- No memes.
- Dinosaurs are extinct.
- No usage of the number "10".
- No rule revisions.
- Dikdik is the Sadbox mascot, and is also best alt for all eternity.
- ┌───Gay Jail───┐
- | ObitoSigma
- |______________|
- You must greet DouradaGrelhada with "Hey".
- Nakhhash no longer makes rules.
- Me.
- LeChuck is not allowed to talk about the EM Rulebook, fortunately this is the Sadbox Rulebook.
- Sadbox is a illegitimate user.
- No Fight Club references allowed.
- "Hood did it" is so 2015. The new blame line is "Error did it".
- If trigged, post this:
- Tip your pizza when dooze is in the game.
- Noavis MUST be lynched immediately.
- Pineapple is REQUIRED on all tipped pizzas.
- Autocrat is now known as Autocrap.
- Autocrap is not to be used in setups unless you are crap too.
- All petitions must be signed regardless of its contents.
- Kill them with kindness.
- If kindness does not work, revert to just killing them.
- It's only gay if the balls touch.
- It's not gay if it's in a three-way.
- No upvoting your own posts, even if it's ironically, unless you're a penguin or a DikDik. This applies to self-healing in H&H.
- There must be a Daily Chat thread, no matter the cost.
- Don't untick the box on error's profile that says "ban from lobby".
- I'll update this thread when I feel like it.
- Thou shall not kick Platypops from any games; he does no wrong.
- dooze's hedgehog is super, ultra-gay, and should be mentioned in all threads with even a slight hint of gayness in it going forward.
Offenders of the rulebook will be subjected to imprisonment conveniently located in Blister's basement.
