Ultimate Secret Ranking

nearbeerabout 9 years ago

This secret ranking is unlike previous rankings in that it is:

  • Objective (not how much I like you or how likely you are to give a blowjob to a stranger)
  • Unsearchable (not your karma, a win rate, your user id, etc. so don't dig for a number like I did for EVERY SINGLE RANKING THANKS GUYS)
  • Non-cryptic (not the average value of characters in your name, the md5 of your name, etc.)

It will reflect a behavior, though it may correlate with other things so hopefully that doesn't make it too hard.

Criterion guessing winner gets a thumbs up; a big, happy, thumbs up

Otherwise, if the time runs out, you guys will disappoint me forever.

LioneIabout 7 years ago
nearbeer
Negra
most posts in personal forums
ding ding ding it's the most posts made to any sandbox forums in 2017.

Apparently that heavily correlates with being effeminate...
wait no
LioneIabout 7 years ago
nearbeer
lucaskart
Most famous to less famous.
it's actually most likely to give a blowjob to a stranger to least likely
lmaoo why was verumbark near the top when they were like 15?
nepentheabout 9 years ago
ObitoSigma
nepenthe - 307
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
ObitoSigmaabout 9 years ago
To address those not on the list with over 100 posts:

Tricksterer - 104
luis4rod - 115
desta - 124
shayneismyname - 125
Ally - 130
sigh - 137
Parudocks - 151
CoryInContantinople - 162
Kitt - 177
Sishen - 189
riskitforthebiscuit - 203
coolkidrox123 - 206
Jimbei - 223
somethingwhatever - 249 (?????????)
nepenthe - 307
Bebop - 428
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nearbeerabout 9 years ago
ObitoSigma
I only post when Chris posts in order to be even.
Just give him a handie whenever he does one for you and then you guys will always be even
ObitoSigmaabout 9 years ago
I only post when Chris posts in order to be even.
nearbeerabout 9 years agoedited
lucaskart
Most famous to less famous.
it's actually most likely to give a blowjob to a stranger to least likely
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lucaskartabout 9 years ago
Most famous to less famous.
lucaskartabout 9 years agoedited
It's based on sexuality?
nearbeerabout 9 years ago
Negra
if you dont mind me asking how did you find these results.

did you make some sort of script that searches forums for posts by said user?

How did you search for the posts?
Did you make a script that went through every thread tallying the posts?

Also what language did you use that seems cool and interesting
In python, it just scanned every post using beautifulsoup4 with a recent enough timestamp (but stopped scanning a thread/forum when the most recent post it reached was over 1 yr old) and then compiled a huge list of post counts. Took like 10 minutes to scan once I ran it I think.

https://pastebin.com/kjsuX34T
Negraabout 9 years ago
if you dont mind me asking how did you find these results.

did you make some sort of script that searches forums for posts by said user?

How did you search for the posts?
Did you make a script that went through every thread tallying the posts?

Also what language did you use that seems cool and interesting
chowabout 9 years ago
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nearbeerabout 9 years agoedited
blood4bloodgod
nearbeer: "Unsearchable."
nearbeer: "don't dig for a number ."



nearbeer: it's the number of posts you made.
well how would you phrase it I was stuck on that too

Obviously it wasn't that confusing since negra got it in 4 hours
blood4bloodgodabout 9 years ago
nearbeer: "Unsearchable."
nearbeer: "don't dig for a number ."



nearbeer: it's the number of posts you made.
nearbeerabout 9 years ago
Negra
wtf i only have 185 posts
in 2017
Negraabout 9 years ago
wtf i only have 185 posts
FilthyLawnabout 9 years ago
It's clearly ranked by what place you are on the list, come on people.
Platypopsabout 9 years ago
88 posts and i was born in 1988, clearly it's a sign
nearbeerabout 9 years agoedited
sammy
sammy thread is shook
one fking thousand posts, man o.o
Orionabout 9 years ago
Is this a challenge?
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
sammy thread is shook
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
I'm woke
SirAmelioabout 9 years agoedited
i need to do something with my life


i guess things like SBBB/gauntlet etc do take up a lot of posts huh
nearbeerabout 9 years agoedited
SirAmelio
nearbeer
ding ding ding it's the most posts made to any sandbox forums in 2017.

Apparently that heavily correlates with being effeminate...
as in, threads created or posts overall? i really don't think im more active than some of these people LOL
Posts created. Here you go:

Full, unsorted data: https://pastebin.com/mGyNYBGf

Players only, sorted data: https://pastebin.com/mTe7REgv
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SirAmelioabout 9 years ago
nearbeer
Negra
most posts in personal forums
ding ding ding it's the most posts made to any sandbox forums in 2017.

Apparently that heavily correlates with being effeminate...
as in, threads created or posts overall? i really don't think im more active than some of these people LOL