This secret ranking is unlike previous rankings in that it is:
- Objective (not how much I like you or how likely you are to give a blowjob to a stranger)
- Unsearchable (not your karma, a win rate, your user id, etc. so don't dig for a number like I did for EVERY SINGLE RANKING THANKS GUYS)
- Non-cryptic (not the average value of characters in your name, the md5 of your name, etc.)
It will reflect a behavior, though it may correlate with other things so hopefully that doesn't make it too hard.
Criterion guessing winner gets a thumbs up; a big, happy, thumbs up
Otherwise, if the time runs out, you guys will disappoint me forever.
