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Lana all the dieting in the world won't grow u a neck or a personality
I'd like an accurate timeline so I can stock up on canned ravioli xD
Do you think The Big One will come before or after Robert breaks up with Roshiez ?
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Recidivism says prepared for when The Big One Hits
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As insane? Probably, I don't know.
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my bf and i have thousands of dollars worth of gold and silver stashed around our apartment, guns, and a lot of canned food stashed-- does that count ??
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groundhogday says Did you know that the coffin collapses under the dirt a veritable 95% of the time no matter how much you pay?
"But you care about your Gran don't you?" The nice salesman says. "You wouldn't just stick her in some box."
The only reason you'd benefit from plastic surgery is because there's a chance you might die when you're put under
You already come with tons of baggage. It's called excess weight
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Expose ur äss has prolly fused w your computer chair by now so I could pay for ur butt job too if u want
groundhogday says You gotta fund it though. But you grave and suit 40 years in advance
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That's how u thought someone gets rich?
Step 4. Refuse a prenup
poser says Oh dang, and I always thought it was by getting liposuction, a nose job, a chin job, and come with tons of baggage. XD
When I die I want my coffin to be made of solid gold and for them to put a ten thousand dollar suit over my corpse
Did you guys know it's pretty easy to get rich? Just stop buying food. Some of you have enough body fat to survive quite a while
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expose says he's already dating the hottest girl on this website : - /
Everyone who checked 100k+ is full of it. Everyone knows rich people actively try to hide the fact they're wealthy so their freeloading friends and family don't ask them for cash.
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i have 8 dollars in my checking account rn
Arcbell is the richest of them all
