I think I threw it into the clothes and books pile
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All these girls just want to bang right now but in 8 years when they all want to get married I'll have my revenge
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posting in silliest thread rn
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LOL
RIP mastaknarf--died on his way home from a redsox game
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Sorry baby, I won't convert for you. I'm no MastaKnarf
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no my solution is u convert and then u'll be worthy of a Good Girl
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So your solution is pick up chicks by pretending to have a religion I don't. Nice.
Imagine being 27 and still using xD? Ur pushing 30 and you resort to pengu1n of d00ming when u suck at epicmafia drama. Smh
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well in that case ur only gonna date low quality sl.uts that will only cheat on u or divorce u
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Church? I'd rather shove an active bandsaw down my throat while trying to sing "Oh Danny Boy"
you dont gotta censor JC
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u need to find a right wife material--go to church
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Is it? I wouldn't know, everyone I fall for just wants a d.icking
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My conversations with women I'm interested in usually go something like this:
"So what are your dreams? What are your ambitions"
"Whatever you want them to be, Daddy"
"Jesus f.ucking ch.rist leave"
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high quality sl.ut is a paradox
And not taking them out to dinner
Tindr hit it and quit it
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I care who they are
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expose are u really 27? Just wondering
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Not that any of them love me or even care about who I am!
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I'm bedding high quality s.luts, thanks
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that's cus ur just bedding low quality s.luts
moron
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It's okay I don't usually bring up the vegetarian thing until they've been in my bed a few times, not as much of an obstacle as you would think
