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gender enlightenment

over 7 years

so there are a lot of genders these days. you have your girls, your boys, genderliquids, demigirls, demibois, boypussy, the list goes on

this is a good start, but i think it's time we evolve to the next logical step: percentages

how do they work? gender, like autism, is a spectrum. if you're in between you might call yourself nonbinary. if you're a little to one side but not quite you might be a demi aka unfinished boy or girl. if you're a normie you're just a plain old boy or girl. the point is, these are all just points on the spectrum

the next stage transcends all of this: percentages. instead of a demigirl, you're 50% fem. instead of a demidemigirl, you're 25% fem. instead of a boy you're 75% mas. instead of a MAN you're 100% mas

what if you're a half-demidemigirl? now, instead of looking like an idiot, you can just say you're approximately 37.5% gay. the possibilities are endless when you truly evolve and start using decimals

over 7 years

Sishen says


cub says


Sishen says

so you can pick and choose what you want to be but im not allowed?


im giving you even more options what are you complaining about

you can be otherkin AND whatever gender you want you should be happy now you can be a girl dragon and take dragon dong all day like you've always dreamed


but im not a girl or boy dragon im a dragon and an attack helicopter


ok you can be 0% on the gender spectrum thats like your choice im not stopping you (cough) f*****
over 7 years
im 18 yold man but i feel like a 68 british socialist anbout to become prime minister
over 7 years
im 0% gender
deletedover 7 years

Christopherzilla says

I'm 200% male.


hemingway?
over 7 years

cub says


Sishen says

so you can pick and choose what you want to be but im not allowed?


im giving you even more options what are you complaining about

you can be otherkin AND whatever gender you want you should be happy now you can be a girl dragon and take dragon dong all day like you've always dreamed


but im not a girl or boy dragon im a dragon and an attack helicopter
over 7 years
Do these percentages apply to the complex plane?
over 7 years

Sishen says

so you can pick and choose what you want to be but im not allowed?


im giving you even more options what are you complaining about

you can be otherkin AND whatever gender you want you should be happy now you can be a girl dragon and take dragon dong all day like you've always dreamed
over 7 years
I'm 200% male.
over 7 years

cub says

gender is a spectrum between male and female and preference is determined by brain chemistry

you nerds are talking about otherkin which is make believe and even then otherkin have genders unless theyre like objects or something


so you can pick and choose what you want to be but im not allowed?
over 7 years

cub says


Floor says

im 70% water


this is an alright post floor not bad


i thought more people would like it, i expected more upboats. i am disappoint...
over 7 years
gender is a spectrum between male and female and preference is determined by brain chemistry

you nerds are talking about otherkin which is make believe and even then otherkin have genders unless theyre like objects or something
over 7 years
i sexually indentify as jeremy corbyn and instead of s3x i punch blarites
over 7 years

Floor says

im 70% water


this is an alright post floor not bad
over 7 years

Sishen says

what if i shift between being a dragon and an attack helicopter at will


those arent genders sorry lad
over 7 years
im enlightened at last
over 7 years
im 70% water
deletedover 7 years
i'd say im about 70% panpathetic
over 7 years
what if i shift between being a dragon and an attack helicopter at will
over 7 years
what % is dragon gender