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gender enlightenment

over 7 years

so there are a lot of genders these days. you have your girls, your boys, genderliquids, demigirls, demibois, boypussy, the list goes on

this is a good start, but i think it's time we evolve to the next logical step: percentages

how do they work? gender, like autism, is a spectrum. if you're in between you might call yourself nonbinary. if you're a little to one side but not quite you might be a demi aka unfinished boy or girl. if you're a normie you're just a plain old boy or girl. the point is, these are all just points on the spectrum

the next stage transcends all of this: percentages. instead of a demigirl, you're 50% fem. instead of a demidemigirl, you're 25% fem. instead of a boy you're 75% mas. instead of a MAN you're 100% mas

what if you're a half-demidemigirl? now, instead of looking like an idiot, you can just say you're approximately 37.5% gay. the possibilities are endless when you truly evolve and start using decimals

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gender, like autism


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4u
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favors says

literally does anyone here believe that there are more than 2 genders


that's 2 too many
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literally does anyone here believe that there are more than 2 genders
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thats all very kind but i prefer to keep our relationship strictly platonic
over 7 years
I will salivate over them and objectify them with my male gaze.
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but
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Don't play coy
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???
over 7 years
send the nudes cub, or I will be forced to call the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same!
over 7 years
how can you destroy me if i apparently don't exist
over 7 years
look all of this aside im going to help you out with the typing thing

you need to relax

you look really flustered when you type especially with all the rhetorical questions like calm down okay

don't overthink it

if you're thinking about how to best be snarky it's probably not going to turn out well

just breathe
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over 7 years

blood4bloodgod says

You've crushed a man today cub. Took his thoughts and aspirations and chopped them into little pieces, rinsed them, and masticated them like some kind of kale salad.


thats verumbark
over 7 years

take your cissy circlejerk elsewhere guys (:
over 7 years

Kale says


cub says

you type precisely like a teenager who hasn't figured everything out yet but thinks they have


Oh, do I type like a teenager? My mistake! Would you prefer if I typed like this? Sorry, Foxie, but there's just so many rules I don't know yet, me being an infantile, small-minded child and all. Let's see. Shall I recite what I've learned?


this is what i mean
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kale is the reason cyber bullying exists
over 7 years
You've crushed a man today cub. Took his thoughts and aspirations and chopped them into little pieces, rinsed them, and masticated them like some kind of kale salad.
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I'm not touching this thread or any threads about gender on here again. It never leads anywhere good. Go ahead and get your, uh... meme machine or whatever rolling. Don't take me seriously. It's not like I'm a person... who can be hurt by this kind of unrelenting ridicule... you know, like... a human being? No, no. I'm just a teenager who thinks they're right. Everyone with half a brain knows we're nothing but a mindless bunch of walking jokes.

P.S. You'll laugh at me for being overdramatic or caring too much, but that's okay. I'm used to that happening with the things I'm passionate about. :)
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cub says

you type precisely like a teenager who hasn't figured everything out yet but thinks they have


Oh, do I type like a teenager? My mistake! Would you prefer if I typed like this? Sorry, Foxie, but there's just so many rules I don't know yet, me being an infantile, small-minded child and all. Let's see. Shall I recite what I've learned?

- First of all, if you're a teenager (like poor, stupid little me), you know nothing by default, and everything you think you know about yourself is wrong, wrong, wrong. There are no exceptions to this rule, ESPECIALLY not teenagers who DARE to challenge the social construct known as "gender".
- Secondly, you HAVE to follow at least basic grammatical conventions, or you're just like a teenager: an oblivious know-nothing who should never be taken seriously.
- Third, and perhaps most important, is the blinding truth that I've missed despite all my research and staying up late at night just to examine myself. No matter what you think, you can't decide on your own what you are, how you feel, or what you like. All of that is for others to decide.

Am I missing anything? Should I go sit in the f*cking corner now? Here, I'll sit criss-cross on the floor so you can look down on me even more while you batter me with your pretentious, condescending baloney. Hiding behind an age difference and repeating the same points over and over again (ha ha, you said you like girly stuff!) is the best goddamn way to make yourself look intelligent next to a dumbf*ck like me. Amazing job.

Look. It's not you. Rather, it's not JUST you. I get this a lot, from a lot of different people, and I get worse stuff, too. I just... why do you have to go after me? I posted an unassuming, non-contentious comment, and you just HAD to go, "oh, look, SOMEONE thinks they can talk about their own gender! What an absolute buffoon! Don't you know you're too pretty to be valid?" (1/2)
over 7 years
gender isn't real