Epicmafia

Congratulations, you've made a special friend!
...Granted, it was a severely autistic child, but nonetheless.

As the kazoo boy cracks out his kazoo and attempts to t o o t the Saria theme from Legend Of Lonk: Kazoo Of Time, something falls from the sky and bounces off of his head.

...Something green.

(aka chow)

What do you do?

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

i will be ur friend since u wear red and god knows i love red, also i like fun too

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

i go help kazoo boy up and tell him all his pain is caused by capitalism

Asami

over 7 years

WILL YOU BE MY SPECIAL FRIEND? I LIKE TO HAVE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN *plays kazoo like theres no tomorrow*

Kitt

over 7 years

somethingwhatever says

i let bruno while he considers the inevitability of communism and go and go check the corner

You go and check the corner to find a young specimen tossing and turning on the floor in pain.

(aka Asami)

"OW...help me...pretend spirit..."

who the hell is this and why does he have a kazoo in his asss

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

i let bruno while he considers the inevitability of communism and go and go check the corner

Kitt

over 7 years

Internet Communist says

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles, communism is innevitable, why resist?

@Bruno

Your eyes somehow become even blacker with despair. As the strange white man continued to explain his political ideology, you notice something plop in the corner behind him.

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

i tell him The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles, communism is innevitable, why resist?

Kitt

over 7 years

Bruno says

since i cant make new friends,and the communist will fail anyway(like they always do),i run away

you get up on your feet and start sprinting awa-OH GOD HE'S PINNED YOU DOWN

"you ever heard about...karl marx? ;)"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

first i smell him to see if he has cat urine too then i say hello comrade, have u heard the word of karl marx?

Bruno

over 7 years

since i cant make new friends,and the communist will fail anyway(like they always do),i run away

Kitt

over 7 years

somethingwhatever says

i think im high, but i cautiously go towards the sound

you cautiously approach the sound, rubbing the cat wee off your face. you come across what looks like a blue-haired crackhead in a fetal position in the corner.

no, not sonic the hedgehog. a different one.

"hello?"

the strange man slowly turns around, and you can finally see his face...

@Bruno @somethingwhatever
what do you do?

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

cat +high= i was cheesing