yeah as soon as people starting complaining i wasn't committed enough to this joke project i started to kill time it stopped being fun. rip kitt rpg.
"A-alright, let's continue *blurp*"
chow says There is a long, sprawling path ahead of you. The three of you walk down it.
After a couple of hours you find a door cloaked in moss. The handle is slippery with what looks like blood. What do you do?
dooze says It quickly flops off and land on the ground. It's ruined. What a pity.
RickSanchez2 says You construct a highly technical piece of organic machinery that glows and makes weird buzzing noises. You aim it at the ground and...it makes a fart noise.
+1 FART GUN ADDED TO INVENTORY
RickSanchez2 says (ooc: dude. i have little to no time on my hands and this is becoming the only reason i come onto this site anymore. i'm doing the best i can.)
Kitt says can i try to find a passage
H-hey, This is gonna die real quickly if you don't start hosting more often, and don't school as an excuse, its the weekend.
I put the human meat pizza on my head.
I use my genius mind to create a device with the space weed to harness the biogas from the cowpat so I can make a power source to fix my portal gun. 1 cowpat should, in theory, be able to allow me to make 1 or 2 portals depending on the amount.
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I duel fishwalk
fishswim says Concrete, torches hung on the walls and puddles.
chow says You make your way down the torchlit path and find yourself in the company of 4D and fishwalk.
RickSanchez2 says +1 COWPAT ADDED TO INVENTORY
i choose the sewer complex
I observe my surroundings. what do i see?
I look around for rocks and sticks and plants and anything I can use to make anything that can assist in the situation
dooze says + 1 HUMAN MEAT PIZZA ADDED TO INVENTORY
chow says as soon as you choose which pathway to take, yes
I spin my gun then pocket it again.
Wait. He's dead. I will slash his frozen dead body. Maybe scavenge off of him too.
Pizza cutter slash that . Ain't no one stealing my ganja.
somethingwhatever says Yes, but you will have to go back into the sewers and find him.
can i attempt a communist conversion on fishswim
somethingwhatever says You can ATTEMPT a conversion on anyone.
can i attempt a communist conversion on anyone
doc blue says You slide in between pizza kid and the Redditor and freeze him to death, before trying to drop kick him.
doc blue gets +1 exp for realising you can't drop kick obese people
REDDITOR DEFEATED!
What do you do now?
fishwalk says You scavenge for supplies...in a concrete corridor.
Spatial awareness, dude.
i scavenge for supplies (particularly ones to make a shelter)
"H-hey, I know you're like kinda fighting *burp* but like, I would not take any of that space weed. Like that could really you guys up, and not in a high kind of way."
kitt rpg
