but i don't like fish

Bruno says

OwO im hungry

I try to convince him to give me a part of his body to eat ;)

I SAY NO YOU CANT HAVE MY BODY TO EAT. YOU CAN EAT ONE OF THE POPPIES. also i equip a poppy on my chest for a late ANZAC memorial and place one on a tree

dooze says

ATTACK THAT SOB

PIZZA KID, YOUR MOVES ARE:

- pizza cutter slash
- quick attack

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

ATTACK THAT SOB

OwO im hungry

I try to convince him to give me a part of his body to eat ;)

After MULTIPLE DAYS of waiting for them to make a decision, the rest of the group concludes green giant and idmfan69 have turned into vegetables and decide to let them stare into space until they starve, because nobody likes caring for the disabled.

@Bruno @fishswim

4D, you continue to walk along the path, picturing Rick Astley singing to you in your head, his fiery red hair igniting a passion inside you you've never felt befoOH JESUS SH!T WHATS THAT



"Excuse me sir, you appear to have walked into me."
"BUT...BUT...YOU A FISH!"
"Yes. I am a fish."
"AND...WHAT?"
"I am a fish with legs."
"FISH WITH LEGS :OO"
"Yes. And you have completely black eyes. So don't try and take any high ground here."

As luck would have it the fish was also traversing these tunnels, looking for materials. Sadly he only found some poppies.

+ 3 POPPIES ADDED TO INVENTORY

"Hi, I'm Poppy, What's Your Name?"
"Shut up, nobody likes you," Fish asserted as he stuffed the poppies in his anal cavity.

What do you do now?

@somethingwhatever @RickSanchez2 @dooze

You've decided to go outside. What kind of Epicmafia players are you?
You can see no signs of any other life, but looking around you, you notice the grass looks quite strange. It's more green and...messy, than normal.
"I-I-I wonder what this sh!t is."
"Yeah...aha...me too," pizza kid mumbled as he ripped up some of the grass and pushed it into his pockets.

+ 3 OUNCES OF WEED ADDED TO INVENTORY

As you walk along, internet communist continues to ramble about how Stalin did nothing wrong and how population cleansing is a good idea, when you hear a squeak.

"...Did someone say...communism?"

A REDDITOR APPEARS!

Do you ATTACK or RUN?

kitt where the fruck r u

be npc and break 4th wall

i look for weapons and materials. do i find any?

I try and look for materials. Sticks and Rocks, things like that.

i just ramble about communism

I look around to see if there's any civilization or anything of use in the sweet outdoors

I shout back into the cave "idmfan if you follow me once I find a sharp stick I am going to kill you."

pizza kid and doc blue take a stroll outside, while 4D hops into the torch lit passage, forever alone. commie stalks behind the former two.

idmfan69, green giant and kazoo boy stare into space.

Let's go right. I want to go right maybe there's a pizza place out there!!!!

I go right, Mainly to avoid these dipshiits, but also outside means resources, and when I get resources I can recharge my portal gun.

i will go with the larger group to increase my chances of turning someone commie

left desu, and go singing Never gonna give you up all the time(i hear somewhere that is a good way of making friends)

After hours of hurtling down the toilet water rapids, the can begins to roll onto the ground. You open up the lid of the can to find yourself at a concrete crossroads. You're clearly at the end of the sewer complex.
To your left is a path lit by torchlight. To your right is the outdoors.

What do you choose? You may make an individual choice.

.

xiuxiufunnymoments says

people who watch rick and morty should be murdered

"Hey, you don't get to break the 4th wall, thats my job."

,

people who watch rick and morty should be murdered

rick and morty....

xiuxiufunnymoments says

i nutted everywhere and now you are all pregnant

"Alright, everyone in favour of me beating this kid to death say I."