Epicmafia

over 7 years

welcome to kitt rpg, the worst thing in the history of the human race.

in the game mode will be your character name, your current level and your current number of experience points.

if you have any questions please pm me and i will get back to you as soon as i can.

dooze

over 7 years

*has an idea* I must make a new pizza hat! Does anyone see a nest?

over 7 years

I shout "EVERYONE, RUN. WE GOTTA GET THE OUT OF THIS CAVE. ITS QUICK SAND."

I take out my flask and take a drink, then bolt in the other direction.

over 7 years

do u renounce fascism and belive that stalin did nothing wrong?

chow

over 7 years

Kitt says

CHOW CHOOSES TO ATTACK!

BUT THE SMELL OF THE SHIIT IN YOUR PANTS MAKES YOU CONFUSED!

IN YOUR CONFUSION, YOU HURT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU HATE YOURSELF AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD

YOU GAIN +1 EXP FOR EXPERIENCING HOW HARD LIFE CAN BE WITH DEPRESSION. TALK TO A PROFESSIONAL, KIDS.

kms

over 7 years

RickSanchez2 says

I evaluate the environment to see if it is a part of a universe I know, I then start to walk around to see if I can find anything useful I can make stuff out off.

The environment, upon first glance, seems to be some sort of cave. However, it is not made of rock - everyone's feet are very gradually sinking when they stand still, and it seems almost swampy. The smell is putrid.

It doesn't seem that big...which makes you question where you fell from...

over 7 years

CHOW CHOOSES TO ATTACK!

BUT THE SMELL OF THE SHIIT IN YOUR PANTS MAKES YOU CONFUSED!

IN YOUR CONFUSION, YOU HURT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU HATE YOURSELF AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD

YOU GAIN +1 EXP FOR EXPERIENCING HOW HARD LIFE CAN BE WITH DEPRESSION. TALK TO A PROFESSIONAL, KIDS.

over 7 years

"W-well I'm gonna figure your all turds who don't know how to survive when you find yourself in an environment you have never seen before. I'm gonna take a look around and see if I can find anything that can help our situation."

I evaluate the environment to see if it is a part of a universe I know, I then start to walk around to see if I can find anything useful I can make stuff out off.

over 7 years

come at me

chow

over 7 years

i want to attack the internet communist

over 7 years

RickSanchez2 says

Rick grabs his portal gun out of his jacket and inspects it to make sure it works

You inspect your portal gun to find it's out of charge. Shame. You're going to miss your trip to...your trip to...

You can't remember.
You can't remember anything.
Except that stupid piece of shiit Morty.

over 7 years

"T-thanks you piece of sh*t. He is probably off sucking some alien space-dong knowing him am I right haha Wubba Lubba Dub Dub ahah, Alright lets find this piece of sh*t"

Rick grabs his portal gun out of his jacket and inspects it to make sure it works (Kitt can decide if it works and if I have anything else on my person.)

over 7 years

dooze says

nyoooom *flies into area with arms backwards like naruto*

You realize far too late humans are incapable of flight. You fall head first onto the squishy floor of the brown cave.

dooze

over 7 years

nyoooom *zooms around everyone with arms backwards like naruto*

over 7 years

hello rick, i dont know any morty but i will help find ur grandson!

over 7 years

Kazoo Boy says

Where da fook r u guys

You clearly have no sense of spatial awareness, as you are standing right next to them.

Well. You were. Until somebody fell out of the sky over you and you had to make a quick duck to the left.
You take a gander at her face...

(aka dooze)

over 7 years

I grab my flask and take a swig. I place the flask back into my lab coat and stand up. I then brush my shoulders.

"W-well S-sh*t. *Burp* I lost my G-g-grandson"

He turns to look at the green thing

"What the f*ck are you supposed to be. W-w-well you guys are gonna have to help me find my grandson Morty, the dipsh*t will get himself killed out here."

over 7 years

(OOC: i can't add RickSanchez2 to the game mode for whatever reason so im unrestricting posting, anyone who isn't playing that posts here is muted)

Asami

over 7 years

Where da fook r u guys

over 7 years

Before you can bore the green midget to death with facts about Lenin, a gravelly voice descends from the sky.

"wooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

He lands on his face. You hear...multiple glasses shattering.

No. Not glasses. Beer bottles.

(aka RickSanchez2)

"M-m-m-morty? W-Where are you Morty? WHAT DID YOU DO NOW, M-M-MORTY?"

over 7 years

give up now and become a commie pepe and i'll spare u

over 7 years

YOU SCREECH AT THE FROG THING.

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. HE poops HIMSELF.

(mods are sods)

+3 EXP

over 7 years

i use koala screech

over 7 years

INTERNET CAPITALIST CHOOSES TO ATTACK!

YOUR MOVES:

- koala screech
- quick attack

What do you choose?

over 7 years

i will denounce capitalism later its time to bash the fash, i attack