welcome to fixin' it w/cub where we fix everything wrong with epicmafia's dying userbase
hope you don't get triggered by bullet points because here are some ways to fix it
don't talk about how epicmafia is dying - when the big discussion on a website is about how dead it is, people start getting the wrong impression. or the right impression, depending how you define facts
help noavis - people are going to leave the site, that's inevitable. who's going to replace them when you run off all the noavis? your alts? what a nerd just be nice to the newbies and save yourself the impending shame of being alone
stop banning people - when you remove someone from the website, what happens to the total number of users? hint: it goes down. if you're a mod, you need exercise, and finger wagging is a good place to start. it gets your blood pumping marginally better than clicking "ban user"
everything is a joke, get over it - seriously why do people get mad on this website you know you're being trolled just troll back it's that easy. you know when's the last time i was harassed? idk a long time ago because i just f*ck with people who try
be more interesting - this one's a doozy: stop being boring and idling every game. you know why the game is boring? because you're boring. everyone just concedes to their self-inflicted boredom every game instead of doing something wild and wacky like ccing party host or shooting celeb. live a little you loser
follow these five steps (4 if you're a lowly normie outside the mod circlejerk) and i gaurantee your hair will start to regrow within weeks
i want epicmafia to thrive
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sign this petition if you genuinely like this website and want it to flourish so you don't have to go find another place to screw around in
making me explain why I post a wholesome meme really ruins the experience you know haro I think you're ruining rule 2 here
deletedover 7 years
self deprecation can be an awful thing definitely if it's serious because people always beat themselves up over it because they think that they're worth less then someone who's a bit smarter or a bit more good looking in their eyes
but then again I can never tell between what people consider ugly and good looking so maybe I'm just the fool here
the solution is to just do something and stop waiting for me to do it who do i look like mary poppins
deletedover 7 years
whats wrong with being ugly or stupid?
if u constantly tell people "ur not ugly or stupid!" but they interact with people who are smarter or more attractive than them ur essentially just saying "its wrong to be ugly and stupid and im lying to you"
just make those characteristics things that they may not have but arent their sole defining characteristic that makes someone valuable as a person
