Epicmafia

fixin' it w/cub

over 7 years

welcome to fixin' it w/cub where we fix everything wrong with epicmafia's dying userbase

hope you don't get triggered by bullet points because here are some ways to fix it

don't talk about how epicmafia is dying - when the big discussion on a website is about how dead it is, people start getting the wrong impression. or the right impression, depending how you define facts
help noavis - people are going to leave the site, that's inevitable. who's going to replace them when you run off all the noavis? your alts? what a nerd just be nice to the newbies and save yourself the impending shame of being alone
stop banning people - when you remove someone from the website, what happens to the total number of users? hint: it goes down. if you're a mod, you need exercise, and finger wagging is a good place to start. it gets your blood pumping marginally better than clicking "ban user"
everything is a joke, get over it - seriously why do people get mad on this website you know you're being trolled just troll back it's that easy. you know when's the last time i was harassed? idk a long time ago because i just f*ck with people who try
be more interesting - this one's a doozy: stop being boring and idling every game. you know why the game is boring? because you're boring. everyone just concedes to their self-inflicted boredom every game instead of doing something wild and wacky like ccing party host or shooting celeb. live a little you loser

follow these five steps (4 if you're a lowly normie outside the mod circlejerk) and i gaurantee your hair will start to regrow within weeks

i want epicmafia to thrive

10 signed

sign this petition if you genuinely like this website and want it to flourish so you don't have to go find another place to screw around in

cub

over 7 years

im participating do you think i have a problem with this

deletedover 7 years

this went from bebop's PSA to here really quick, cub should've seen it coming

deletedover 7 years

yes

sl0nderman

over 7 years

oh are we post flooding this already

deletedover 7 years

contouring is some god damn sorcery, dude.

deletedover 7 years

cub says

Jimbei says

you can use makeup, get plastic surgery and literally redefine all of your physical features if you really dislike your looks

actually you can't change bone structure

you can't become tall or short or change your frame in any meaningful way

i prefer not to be overoptimistic because that always precedes grave disappointment

i mean there are surgeries. and makeup can create the illusion of structure you don't actually have.

deletedover 7 years

im ben carson the space balls the movie

cub

over 7 years

Jimbei says

you can use makeup, get plastic surgery and literally redefine all of your physical features if you really dislike your looks

actually you can't change bone structure

you can't become tall or short or change your frame in any meaningful way

i prefer not to be overoptimistic because that always precedes grave disappointment

DatFool

over 7 years

cub says

you know how you make up for your faults

with *~`'perSonaLity'`~*

I mean you can also just get plastic surgery.

deletedover 7 years

yeah theres definitely varying types of intelligence, i wasnt encapsulating what it means to be smart and putting it on some linear scale

EpicSides

over 7 years

Not bad topic

cub

over 7 years

im ben carson the ben carson

deletedover 7 years

you can use makeup, get plastic surgery and literally redefine all of your physical features if you really dislike your looks

deletedover 7 years

harodihg says

am i alone here in thinking that constantly telling everyone "youre not ugly or stupid!" sort of emphasizes that appearance and intelligence is a super important thing in how society values you?

looks are somewhat subjective

for smarts(sorry for making u read!!)

cub

over 7 years

harodihg says

i dont want to be compared to harrold

ok since you read my thread and that makes us friends ill refer to you as forrest from now on because harodihg is a terrible username no offense

deletedover 7 years

or if not makeup, just print out your favorite anime avi on a glossy 8x10 and tape that sh!t to your face.

cub

over 7 years

mist says

cub says

Jimbei says

cub says

you know how you make up for your faults

with *~`'perSonaLity'`~*

you can

or you can go improve on your faults instead of constantly beating yourself up for those reasons

there isnt a cure for ugly

makeup, my pal.

that wont give me D cups and a phat a*s

deletedover 7 years

i dont want to be compared to harrold

cub

over 7 years

no i agree with you harrold clone im just pointing out that you can negate that altogether by being interesting enough to draw attention away from it

deletedover 7 years

cub says

Jimbei says

cub says

you know how you make up for your faults

with *~`'perSonaLity'`~*

you can

or you can go improve on your faults instead of constantly beating yourself up for those reasons

there isnt a cure for ugly

makeup, my pal.

deletedover 7 years

am i alone here in thinking that constantly telling everyone "youre not ugly or stupid!" sort of emphasizes that appearance and intelligence is a super important thing in how society values you?

deletedover 7 years

cub is my favorite internet personality.

deletedover 7 years

Jamal is the checks in power in that situation buddy

cub

over 7 years

Jimbei says

cub says

you know how you make up for your faults

with *~`'perSonaLity'`~*

you can

or you can go improve on your faults instead of constantly beating yourself up for those reasons

there isnt a cure for ugly

cub

over 7 years

you dont think about the fact im 300 lbs and socially inept irl because i exude personality on the internet where it matters