I want to do something extra special for my man this weekend as I want to show him how much I love and appreciate him. He literally is my rock and the most amazing thing in my life. I owe him so much. We have some scary times ahead as we both have serious health issues arm. He is having major surgery in a few months time but he wants to put it off as he doesn't think ill handle it because of my health issues as he'll be out of action for months while he recovers. I love looking after him but he always sees it as his role to be the strong one and me the fragile female (so far from the truth too as I'm the mouthy one that takes no !)
So this weekend I'm going to demand that he stfu (in the nicest possible way haha)
and put his feet up and let me pamper him so he can at least start to see I don't need to be protected and looked after and am more than capable of doing sh1t for myself. I bought him a PS4 for Christmas and I've just bought him the new fifa game which he'll get tonight, but any other ideas?
And I've already had the usual suggestion of answering the door, naked and holding a beer when he comes home from work lol I want something more imaginative.
I'm a meme??? A meme from like back in the day when they were cool and funny and relevant or like a "if you send me one more video of a cat pole dancing to support her 'nip addiction, I will find you and I will kill you" meme?
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wood chips with rat feces and urine......... babies diapers until they're potty trained.......
Well I've got a few years left yet before I get to be the 37 year old chavette lmao but looking forward to it. Clearly you're psychic!! Cos you're right I got "ducked" too much in my youth!! I just couldn't help myself whenever I'm around ponds and I see those big feathery things just paddling along I just go weak at the knees!! i have a restraining order from Daffy, Donald has blocked me on ALL social media and my husband tossed me aside because he found my secret stash of sesame st annuals under my mattress!!
Well I'm glad to see you youngsters have so much ambition these days! I mean back in my day we wasted a lot of time on focusing on silly things like careers and equality and being strong independent women!! But if I'd known that we were actually going to regress a few decades to a time before us silly little women thought that burning our bras and fighting for equality was a thing then I would have focused on the more important things like cooking and baking and darning socks and rearing children while wearing frilly little aprons and sensible shoes and send my husband off to work with a peck on the cheek and a packed lunch and Try not to down the bleach everyday because of how dead I am inside and how mind numbing life as a housewife really is!
I wish I was as cool as you Cory!! Your futures bright and filled with filled nappies, vomit and rubber gloves and not even in a sick and twisted fetish kind of way!!
P.S. I am not going to end alone with cats!! i much prefer rats!
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im not anonymous at all
theres nothing to be insecure about, im a fit 21 year old nearly college graudate and future stay at home mom
you're just a trashy 37 year old chavette slag that posts on epicmafia dot com because you got d*cked too much in your youth, got tossed aside, and then found some beta to marry you, and you're past the age of fertility so you'll just end up alone with cats
Lol Ikr. I hate sport but he loves it. He chose the game I just paid for it lol. He's been playing it all night. I know he's going to be bored of it by the time he actually gets surgery though lol so I'm going to have to buy him more at some point.
You always come for me lol I really trigger you don't I? XD
I actually feel bad for you. Happy people don't act like you do. Keyboard warriors that hide behind a screen, completely anonymous that spend their time spewing hate on forums because they really dont have anything else in their lives, trying their hardest to upset people that doesn't even know you and therefore find you and your attempts at insults irrelevant and amusing. You have a lot of growing up to do. I mean, I get it, you have a LOT of insecurities at your age so you have to put others down because you feel so bad about yourself. Only insecure little girls try to tear down women. I really don't feel the need to insult you just to feel good about myself and I have much more satisfying and healthier ways at working off frustrations. You should try it lol
