[10:04:47 PM] Ally (SBBB): wow i'm
[10:04:48 PM] Ally (SBBB): what
[10:04:52 PM] N1ed (SBBB): aw
[10:04:53 PM] Ally (SBBB): ok i'm actually shook
[10:04:54 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): "Ally: literally everyone and their mother knows why I'm nominating you. I think everyone has suffered with your poor attitude for long enough and I'm not going to support the way you're playing this game or your behaviour. Your POV speech "apology" was garbage and while I am playing this game emotionally, I don't believe I've played personally. I'm tired of the low blows and on top of that, you have not tried to talk game with me and you've done well in other versions of this game which makes you a competitive threat as well.

N1ed: I feel awful about this but I have to nominate 2 people and I had to weigh all aspects of every person. I don't see you as a threat (not saying I don't think you're playing well!!) and you are not a 'target'. However, I can't shake what I learned about you saying when you were HOH and while I know things have changed since then, I still don't really know what you're thinking or how you're playing the game. This is just a matter of filling a seat with someone I'm not 100% sure of, I'm sorry that it has to be you."
[10:05:07 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): WORLDSTAR HORN SOUNDS!!!!!!!!!

[10:03:29 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): 4th key goes to...
[10:03:32 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): :s
[10:03:36 PM] *** Ally (SBBB) impatiently taps foot ***
[10:03:38 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ThoughtfulOlive
[10:03:46 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): 5th key goes to...
[10:03:47 PM] Seplo (SBBB): (clap)
[10:03:51 PM] N1ed (SBBB): wheres ur oxford comma
[10:03:55 PM] N1ed (SBBB): IT WAS THERE LAST WEEK
[10:03:58 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Seplo
[10:04:00 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): thank you for doing my job for me seplo icon
[10:04:04 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): (clap)
[10:04:06 PM] Seplo (SBBB): :) thanks Hayley
[10:04:10 PM] N1ed (SBBB): aw ok
[10:04:13 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): Seplo SLAY!!!!!!!!!!
[10:04:14 PM] N1ed (SBBB): gl ally and collokey
[10:04:23 PM] N1ed (SBBB): hope u guys get last key
[10:04:25 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Camera zooms in again, this time showing Ally, collokey, and N1ed, with an oxford comma just for him.
[10:04:30 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): LOL
[10:04:31 PM] N1ed (SBBB): <3
[10:04:36 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Last key goes to...
[10:04:39 PM] Ally (SBBB): oxford comma is IMPORTANT
[10:04:39 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): :s
[10:04:46 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): collokey
[10:04:46 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): TheTigress: Thus I have nominated Ally and N1ed for eviction.

[10:01:45 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Nomination Ceremony
[10:01:49 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): TheTigress: As head of household, it is my duty to nominate two players for eviction. I will pull the keys of the players safe, until the two players left without keys are the nominees.
[10:01:54 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): 1st key goes to...
[10:02:09 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): TheStyleAisle
[10:02:18 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): 2nd key goes to...
[10:02:18 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): (clap)
[10:02:32 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): killic33
[10:02:33 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): (clap)
[10:02:39 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): 3rd key goes to...
[10:02:50 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): rockgirlnikki
[10:03:04 PM] Seplo (SBBB): (clap)
[10:03:09 PM] N1ed (SBBB): ooh fun
[10:03:10 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): you know the game has come far when you only say 3 names before the dramatic camera angles
[10:03:13 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Camera zooms in, showing Seplo, Ally, ThoughtfulOlive, collokey and N1ed
[10:03:17 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): Thank you btw!!!
[10:03:22 PM | Edited 10:03:33 PM] N1ed (SBBB): LOL

[6:37:07 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): oh my god
[6:37:08 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): LMFAO
[6:37:17 PM] rían: oh f*ck, a familiar face
[6:37:21 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): hey sweetcheeks
[6:37:21 PM] rían: (-:
[6:37:26 PM] rían: what’s good
[6:37:30 PM] Ally (SBBB): i'm familiar you saw me dump milk on my head
[6:37:38 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): milk girl
[6:37:41 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ryman was requested by like 2-3 people and someone also asked for a "hot guy" so that's an extra entry for the lad (giggle)
[6:37:41 PM] rían: oh ally’s here too
[6:37:46 PM] rían: and zeez/nightseconded
[6:37:48 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): suddenly it's a rule that hoh gets to f*ck the guest
[6:37:54 PM] Ally (SBBB): okay i didn't mean ryman when i said hot guy
[6:37:54 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): LMAO NIGHTSECONDED
[6:37:55 PM] rían: LOL
[6:37:57 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): gdjfhksjdla
[6:38:11 PM] rían: requested, eh?
[6:38:15 PM] rían: i’m blushing over here
[6:38:36 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): (hearteyes)
[6:38:43 PM] rían: how are y’all finding the game so far?
[6:38:45 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): lads
[6:38:46 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): a
[6:38:46 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): d
[6:38:47 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): s
[6:38:49 PM] rían: i’ve yet to try out an org
[6:38:50 PM] collokey (SBBB): what game?
[6:38:54 PM] collokey (SBBB): oh

ryman gets added to the game as a special guest!


[6:33:50 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Hey guys
[6:33:59 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Who wants to meet our special guest for the next 24 hours?
[6:34:24 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): it is one of the people you requested last night!
[6:34:33 PM] collokey (SBBB): sure
[6:34:49 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): alright ill just go for it
[6:35:00 PM] *** SirAmelio (SBBBH) added rían ***
[6:35:13 PM] collokey (SBBB): who is that
[6:35:16 PM] collokey (SBBB): I mean
[6:35:17 PM] collokey (SBBB): Welcome
[6:35:19 PM] collokey (SBBB): (^:
[6:35:21 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): LADS
A
D
S
[6:35:22 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): lads
[6:35:23 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): a
[6:35:24 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): d
[6:35:24 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): s
[6:35:31 PM] collokey (SBBB): ok for real tho
[6:35:32 PM] collokey (SBBB): who is that
[6:35:33 PM] collokey (SBBB): lmao
[6:35:35 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Welcome ryman!
[6:35:35 PM] collokey (SBBB): :')
[6:35:37 PM] collokey (SBBB): oh
[6:35:42 PM] collokey (SBBB): idk you but hi ryman!
[6:35:45 PM] collokey (SBBB): welcome to the house!
[6:36:19 PM] rían: whaddup lads
[6:36:36 PM] rían: lads
[6:36:36 PM] rían: a
[6:36:37 PM] rían: d
[6:36:37 PM] rían: s
[6:36:57 PM] Ally (SBBB): hi ryman
[6:36:57 PM] rían: how’s things

TheTigress owns my asssssss <3

HEY IT'S YO BOY COMING AT YOU LIVE CANADA, GIVING YOU BIG RESULTS AND BIG PLAYS. THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SHOW CANADA THAT I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY NICE AND I'M HERE TO MAKE BIG MOVES. I'M GONNA STIR THINGS UP IN THIS HOUSE, CANADA AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE BACKSEAT JUST ENJOYING THE RIDE.

*votes with the house*

TheTigress wins HoH after two tie-breakers!

Jokers Ratings Week 7:

1. Ally (+2)
2. TheTigress (+6)
3. rockgirlnikki (+6)
4. TheStyleAisle (+6)
5. sammy (+1)
6. Seplo (+5)
7. collokey (-)
8. killic33 (-4)
9. ThoughtfulOlive (+3)
10. N1ed (-5)
11. OhLookACat (-9)
12. deandean (-11)
13. dooze (-)
14. ashes (-)
15. Sports123492 (-)
16. BaneofMafia (-)

little mood setter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxuCLopcEy4

SAMMY NO

As the flop who didn't make it all the way to jury, good luck to all of you!! Even to those of you who thought I was the worst person in this game :]

As most of you are aware, you are now the final 9 and this means you have entered the JURY stage. This is a halfway mark, there have been 7 evictions and we are missing 7 more evictions until the grand final. From now on EVERYONE evicted will have a direct input deciding who wins the game. The 7 of you that don't make it to the final 2 will be the ones voting to decide the winner.


I just want to say that, flops jokes aside, I'm proud as of every single one of you. All of you have made your merits to make it this far, and all of you deserve to make it to jury.


Expect things to get harder at this point, since now you won't only have to think about voting out the people that you don't like but you will also need to think about how the Jury will react to you.

That being said, congratulations everybody! Some of you may not care as much, but making it this far is a pretty big deal and you should be proud of yourselves.

Next HoH competition incoming soon.

7th Eviction Ceremony!

https://pastebin.com/jkcp86wk

Another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust!

[11:09:47 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): “I choose to use the PoV on myself”
[11:09:51 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): test
[11:10:02 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): AMELIO
[11:10:11 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): o
[11:10:12 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok
[11:10:32 PM] Ally (SBBB): please read that speech
[11:10:33 PM] Ally (SBBB): it's important
[11:10:37 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): “TheStyleAisle, as I have veto’d one of your nominees you must select a replacement nominee"
[11:10:43 PM] N1ed (SBBB): hi
[11:10:44 PM] N1ed (SBBB): im
[11:10:45 PM] N1ed (SBBB): back
[11:11:09 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): that William dude stands up
[11:11:18 PM] sammy (SBBB): LMFAO
[11:11:20 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): William: I have chosen Seplo to be the replacement nominee.
[11:11:24 PM] sammy (SBBB): :O
[11:11:26 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): carry on yeah I just got home and battery died so I haven't been able to catch up
[11:11:26 PM] N1ed (SBBB): oh sh*t
[11:11:29 PM] sammy (SBBB): S H O o k e T H
[11:11:34 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): “I told you basically everything in the HOH room earlier, so you wouldn't be blindsided by this; basically, you're Switzerland stuck between the activity on both sides, and simply a victim of circumstance. I'm sorry, and please feel free to message me after this ceremony.”
[11:11:45 PM] N1ed (SBBB): ah nice
[11:12:46 PM] Seplo (SBBB): (think)
[11:13:48 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Final nominees are Sammy and Seplo. You guys have until April 4th at 9pm EST to submit your votes and goodbye messages.

[11:09:34 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): “I KNOW THIS IS A LOT, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ IT: I know that a lot of you probably don't have the highest opinion of me. I've been outright rude to multiple people in the house as part of a game persona and I don't like how it makes me feel. That's not who I am and that's not who I want to be in this game anymore. Following Touchy Subjects, I decided that if everyone hated me, I might as well give them a reason to. I have a habit of taking things personally and I regret a lot of my actions because of it. I'm relieved that I won the PoV and have a chance to stay in this house and make it up to those of you that I have offended. I don't have a lot of people here that I trust or that talk to me about game stuff, and for good reason. I'd like to formally apologize to each of you for anything negative that I might have said, particularly to Hayley and Nikki, as I feel like the two of you received the brunt of my anger in the past few weeks. I know that a few of you probably noticed I removed you from my contacts and that was during an emotional breakdown this weekend. I'm going thru a lot right now and that's not an excuse, but I purged a lot of my Skype list as a whole, not just in the game, and none of you should take it personally. Immediately following this ceremony I’m going to re-add the people I deleted and if you choose to accept, I’ll be happy to talk with you and apologize individually. If anyone would like to work with me I am completely open to it as I don’t have much going for me at this point and I am both a vote and a competitor that is willing to be loyal. Please feel free to talk to me. I promise I'm not as horrible as I've made myself out to be in this game. I’ll be honest, I considered not using the veto, but…. I’m no Marcellas.”

[11:08:12 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Ally walks in with the power of veto necklace
[11:08:17 PM] *** Ally (SBBB) swaggers ***
[11:09:07 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Ally: I have won the power of veto and with it I can choose to save either sammy or myself from the block
[11:09:26 PM] sammy (SBBB): :O

i love sammy and ally and i hope they make f2 and win

21st century historians will appreciate your dedication to record keeping

ALLY DID THAT

[12:14:31 AM] Ally (SBBB): also i'd just like to put out a general message that this is not my genuine personality
[12:14:33 AM] Ally (SBBB): to be a massive c*nt
[12:14:34 AM] Ally (SBBB): at all times
[12:14:41 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): hm
[12:14:44 AM] Ally (SBBB): everyone dislikes me so i'm just playing it up
[12:14:52 AM] Ally (SBBB): i actually can be very nice
[12:14:56 AM] Ally (SBBB): and the people that are my friends can attest to that
[12:15:02 AM] Ally (SBBB): i'm also going through a lot of heavy sh*t irl
[12:15:03 AM] Ally (SBBB): rn
[12:15:09 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): hm
[12:15:09 AM] Ally (SBBB): i haven't been as active as i'd like
[12:15:17 AM] Ally (SBBB): that's not an excuse but more an apology
[12:15:59 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Yeah I have something going on right now at home
[12:16:00 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): So
[12:16:03 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): Same
[12:16:05 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): So
[12:16:06 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I'm gonna excuse myself from this convo
[12:16:12 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I just wanted to acknowledge it
[12:16:14 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): O bye Nikki
[12:16:17 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): Hope u feel better
[12:16:21 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Meh. Thanks
[12:16:25 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I'll probably just leave
[12:16:27 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): And go out
[12:16:30 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Sigh
[12:17:03 AM] Ally (SBBB): feel better nikki
[12:18:35 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Thank you. I appreciate that very much
[12:18:36 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Also
[12:18:45 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): If ally doesn't get #1 on jokers
[12:18:48 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I'm quitting irl
[12:19:10 AM] Ally (SBBB): that's the goal tbh
[12:19:11 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Ok bye guys and gals. I might hop on later
[12:19:14 AM] Ally (SBBB): I've been #1 twice already
[12:19:16 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): bye nikki
[12:19:20 AM] Ally (SBBB): at least America loves me.....

[12:10:46 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): Are you asking why people won't work with you or
[12:10:49 AM] Ally (SBBB): i'm just going to make comments on the good gameplay in this game while i'm here
[12:10:50 AM] Ally (SBBB): no
[12:10:57 AM] Ally (SBBB): i'm directing it towards William alone
[12:10:58 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): Ok
[12:12:17 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): This entire conversation is making me want to throw up
[12:12:22 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): ditto
[12:12:43 AM] Ally (SBBB): nikki you're playing incredibly well bc even though you hate me you have yet to completely close me off as a possibly ally
[12:12:46 AM] Ally (SBBB): and that's a good strat to have
[12:12:50 AM] Ally (SBBB): possible*
[12:12:55 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): And ally, Hayley and I might go at it, at some point, maybe, but we likely won't get into this conversation.
[12:12:59 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I don't hate you
[12:13:05 AM] Ally (SBBB): I don't just mean arguments or whatever
[12:13:07 AM] Ally (SBBB): i mean gameplay-wise
[12:13:09 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): So of course I'm not going to close you off
[12:13:13 AM] Ally (SBBB): it'll be cool to see you two have to take each other out
[12:13:22 AM] Ally (SBBB): fmpov you're the two dominant players in the game rn
[12:13:24 AM] *** rockgirlnikki (SBBB) shoots Hayley ***
[12:13:27 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Done
[12:13:28 AM] *** TheTigress (SBBB) dies ***
[12:13:33 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): RIP!!!!!!!!
[12:13:35 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): (penguin)
[12:13:36 AM] Ally (SBBB): hot

[12:04:23 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): I hope he's saying what he needs to
[12:04:26 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): Just a blurb.
[12:05:08 AM] Ally (SBBB): why are you basing your nominees off of a vgote
[12:05:09 AM] Ally (SBBB): vote*
[12:05:10 AM] Ally (SBBB): you knoiw
[12:05:12 AM] Ally (SBBB): not ONE person
[12:05:15 AM] Ally (SBBB): other than n1ed himself
[12:05:18 AM] Ally (SBBB): attempted to talk to me about the eviction
[12:05:22 AM] Ally (SBBB): you didn't
[12:05:50 AM] Ally (SBBB): no one bothers to initiate or respond to game conversations with me
[12:06:32 AM] Ally (SBBB): i'm literally just voting for who I think other people are
[12:06:40 AM] Ally (SBBB): dean clearly wanted him out and I figured that was the plan
[12:06:43 AM] Ally (SBBB): since not a SINGLE DAMN PERSON
[12:06:44 AM] Ally (SBBB): told me otherwise
[12:07:03 AM] Ally (SBBB): so i'm sorry for not "meshing with you strategically"
[12:07:08 AM] Ally (SBBB): but that's hard to do when you don't f*cking talk o me
[12:07:09 AM] Ally (SBBB): ever
[12:07:12 AM] Ally (SBBB): or see where I stand
[12:07:35 AM] Ally (SBBB): I have made it
[12:07:38 AM] Ally (SBBB): ABUNDANTLY CLEAR
[12:07:40 AM] Ally (SBBB): that I have ALMOST NO ALLIES
[12:07:50 AM] Ally (SBBB): and yet NO ONE is willing to work with me or ask me to vote their way or anything at all
[12:08:20 AM] Ally (SBBB): so you can continue to use the n1ed vote as an excuse all you want but maybe if you came to me and told me that's what you wanted and that you wanted me on your side I would have done it.
[12:10:27 AM] Ally (SBBB): also: another incredible example of n1ed's game
[12:10:32 AM] Ally (SBBB): people are nominating people JUST for voting him out
[12:10:35 AM] Ally (SBBB): that's f*cking IMPRESSIVE

[12:02:26 AM] Ally (SBBB): n1ed is playing good UTR too
[12:02:31 AM] Ally (SBBB): so good I forgot to include him
[12:02:53 AM] Ally (SBBB): + surviving 2 evictions now despite being a known winner of a similar game / obvious meta threat
[12:02:57 AM] Ally (SBBB): that's incredible
[12:03:12 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): great work
[12:03:45 AM] Ally (SBBB): William you've been typing for quite some time now
[12:03:55 AM] Ally (SBBB): I hope you're not writing a novel in response to me
[12:04:17 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): I just want to state I have talked with collokey already, letting him know that I am seriously worried about our relationship in this game and where we stand with each other, and that if there was a renom, there was a real possibility he would go up, because I am very threatened by them. Nikki and Olive, as the only other two people that voted against N1ed last round, yes, you are the only other feasible replacements, as I mentioned in my speech. I'm sorry I lack a spine, and I'm sorry I haven't developed good gameplay, but I never claimed to have either.