[10:00:08 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): First Head of Household Competition!

[Linking to the google doc in the thread instead of posting the instructions: https://goo.gl/e3EVdr ]
[10:00:16 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Jesus
[10:00:28 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): I wonder how long he had that copied on his clipboard
[10:00:28 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): this will be posted in the google doc btw so you can check it there
[10:00:30 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Lmao
[10:00:33 PM] collokey (SBBB): w e w
[10:00:38 PM] collokey (SBBB): can you link the doc again?
[10:00:41 PM] collokey (SBBB): oh wait
[10:00:42 PM] collokey (SBBB): I'm dumb pls don't
[10:01:01 PM] Seplo (SBBB): Wooow nice
[10:01:10 PM] sammy (SBBB): okay so say it again but explain in a way a 5 yr old can understand
[10:01:20 PM] N1ed (SBBB): omg is hoh started yet
[10:01:23 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): yes
[10:01:43 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): u have 10 cookies u gotta hand them all out and guess how many cookies youll get back but don't go over, if youre the closest u win
[10:01:54 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Do we get to know who gave us cookies
[10:01:58 PM] collokey (SBBB): I like that the 5 yr old version has abriged words too
[10:02:04 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): LOL
[10:02:10 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): no you don't nikki
[10:02:11 PM] collokey (SBBB): what flavor cookies are they? this is important
[10:02:11 PM] sammy (SBBB): omg
[10:02:12 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Ok
[10:02:13 PM] sammy (SBBB): hit
[10:02:14 PM] sammy (SBBB): hot
[10:02:16 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): chocolate chips
[10:02:24 PM] collokey (SBBB): can mine be oatmeal raisin?
[10:02:26 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Wtf why no fish cookies
[10:02:35 PM] collokey (SBBB): oh yeah gimmie some fish cookies to give to the penguin

SirAmelio says

ThoughtfulOlive declares his love for TheTigress!

[6:29:39 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w6mpgm7Bkq

[8:04:02 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): OLIVE
[8:04:05 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): I JUST HEARD YOUR VOCAROO
[8:04:09 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): I'M SCREAMING I LOVE YOU
[8:04:16 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): ❤❤❤
[8:04:20 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): <3

[7:43:35 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): I think I ate too much chocolate. Might have a stomach ache
[7:43:56 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): Someone rub my belly and sing me a nursery rhyme about frogs
[7:44:17 PM | Edited 7:44:39 PM] BaneofMafia (SBBB): sana sana culito de rana
[7:44:26 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): YESSSSSSS
[7:45:13 PM | Edited 7:45:33 PM] BaneofMafia (SBBB): si no sana hoy, sanara mañana
[7:45:34 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): I-I think I'm healed
[7:46:51 PM] BaneofMafia (SBBB): (doctorstrange)

ThoughtfulOlive declares his love for TheTigress!

[6:29:39 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w6mpgm7Bkq

dooze reveals something about her most sandboxers have been wondering for a while!

[3:14:53 PM] *** dooze (SBBB) tips pizza ***
[3:17:30 PM] collokey (SBBB): I've always wondered
[3:17:34 PM] collokey (SBBB): what kind of pizza do you wear?
[3:18:18 PM] dooze (SBBB): Usually pepperoni but I resort to cheese when there's an ecoli breakout
[3:18:34 PM] collokey (SBBB): you've got it all figured out, nice

Ally calls out people that try to ally her in vivor games

[1:05:41 PM] Ally (SBBB): it was funny the first time someone made an ally joke too ifu
[1:06:01 PM] Ally (SBBB): "haha you'll be my ALLY right? ;)"
[1:06:19 PM] Ally (SBBB): every vivor game i play ever
[1:06:32 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): LOL I think I did that to you once
[1:06:38 PM] Ally (SBBB): everyone has
[1:06:45 PM] Ally (SBBB): i give everyone 1 free pass
[1:06:51 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): like I'm 100% sure I did because its such an easy pun that everyone makes and I also love easy puns
[1:06:57 PM] OhLookACat (SBBB): what happens at 2?
[1:07:07 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): The world blows up
[1:07:20 PM] Ally (SBBB): make the joke twice and you'll see (devil)

Um where are me Cory and merlot

i lied when i said i missed this thread being bumped

[2:58:39 AM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): to tsa,

i've known you since i first got involved in the EM community. i met u in beef, when epicmafia was gonna crash for what i would discover to be the first of a million times. you were quiet but super sweet, super kind and super caring. i've always liked whenever you've been in my presence and i regret not speaking to you more. we really should touch base again, and go back to sending silly snaps to each other like we did before i moved.

i'm unsure what more to say outside of this. i hope you read this and we begin talking again more, because i missed our silly conversations!

yours,
ashes

[1:52:46 AM] N1ed (SBBB): as long as u guys arent boring near the end of the season
[1:52:48 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): :x
[1:52:48 AM] N1ed (SBBB): all will be ok
[1:53:02 AM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): so note to self, at end of season i need to start some orgi*s
[1:53:10 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): ;)
[1:53:10 AM] dooze (SBBB): Oh man
[1:53:12 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): :0
[1:53:13 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): why wait

teenager boys sure have odd ways of showing love nowadays!

[1:27:42 AM] sammy (SBBB): okay finally go home lol pray i dont die wandering the streets at 4:30am
[1:27:58 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): don't die please
[1:27:59 AM] BaneofMafia (SBBB): praying for u
[1:28:06 AM] sammy (SBBB): goodnight xoxo
[1:28:08 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): if anyone kills you it'll be me
[1:28:14 AM] sammy (SBBB): thats sexy
[1:28:21 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): no it's not you have issues
[1:28:24 AM] OhLookACat (SBBB): love you <3
[1:28:36 AM] sammy (SBBB): thats true
[1:28:40 AM] sammy (SBBB): love you too <3

[12:40:04 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok guys who wants the second fun activity?
[12:40:08 AM] Ally (SBBB): me
[12:40:08 AM] sammy (SBBB): gay below
[12:40:11 AM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): same
[12:40:15 AM] sammy (SBBB): !
[12:40:22 AM] Ally (SBBB): I just washed my hair i'm not dumping a thing on my had
[12:40:23 AM] Ally (SBBB): head*
[12:40:24 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Is it an o*gy
[12:40:37 AM] deandean (SBBB): Amelio hit me
[12:40:38 AM] deandean (SBBB): b*tch
[12:40:39 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): Ally -- out of your first impressions, which fellow houseguest do you like the least?
[12:40:43 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Oh
[12:40:43 AM] Ally (SBBB): AHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:40:48 AM] TheTigress (SBBB): THROW SHADE GIRL
[12:40:49 AM] Ally (SBBB): bane bc he hasn't spoken
[12:40:53 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Haha
[12:40:55 AM] sammy (SBBB): draqqe
[12:40:56 AM] Ally (SBBB): or at least I haven't seen him talk
[12:40:58 AM] sammy (SBBB): draqqed
[12:40:59 AM] Ally (SBBB): how dare he be inactive
[12:41:02 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): He hadn't been on eh
[12:41:03 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Yet
[12:41:09 AM] Ally (SBBB): HOW DARE HE !!!
[12:41:11 AM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Haha
[12:41:11 AM] TennisBallBFDI2 (SBBBH): I'm here
[12:41:17 AM] Ally (SBBB): can adam be my least fave
[12:41:27 AM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): ok that was an easy way out!! but it counts
[12:41:31 AM] Ally (SBBB): yea i'm a p*ssy
[12:41:32 AM] Ally (SBBB): sue me
[12:41:43 AM] Ally (SBBB): I don't know anyone enough yet to dislike tbh

the game is full of bad influences...

[11:33:58 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): NEVER HAVE I EVER RECIEVED A VIO ON THE WEBSITE HTTPS://EPICMAFIA.COM
[11:33:59 PM] sammy (SBBB): <3
[11:34:04 PM] Ally (SBBB): :)
[11:34:06 PM] sammy (SBBB): LMFAOO
[11:34:06 PM] N1ed (SBBB): umm
[11:34:08 PM] sammy (SBBB): :)
[11:34:08 PM] Stove (SBBBH): :)
[11:34:08 PM] ThoughtfulOlive (SBBB): My favorite is Johnny Mac
[11:34:09 PM] N1ed (SBBB): i have to think about this one
[11:34:11 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): :(
[11:34:11 PM] Ally (SBBB): FORMER BANNED USER AT YOUR SERVICE
[11:34:14 PM] N1ed (SBBB): probably did
[11:34:15 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): :):):)
[11:34:16 PM] N1ed (SBBB): :)
[11:34:24 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): :)
[11:34:26 PM] N1ed (SBBB): i think i got a ban for sui/gt
[11:34:27 PM] Seplo (SBBB): :)
[11:34:28 PM] N1ed (SBBB): on main
[11:34:30 PM] sammy (SBBB): glances at my 13 banned user vios
[11:34:30 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): I got something
[11:34:31 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): idr
[11:34:32 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): f*ckin losers did u all get vios for real LMAO
[11:34:33 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): it was like 2 years ago
[11:34:35 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Every time I go in main I get reported for something unintentionally
[11:34:36 PM] N1ed (SBBB): or no i mean uh vegging
[11:34:36 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Lmao
[11:34:40 PM] N1ed (SBBB): yes amelio!!
[11:34:40 PM] Ally (SBBB): i was IP banned for cheating 3 years ago
[11:34:46 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): :)
[11:34:49 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): OMG YOU'RE ALL TROUBLE!!!!
[11:34:49 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Lmao
[11:34:50 PM] Ally (SBBB): but i redeemed myself :')
[11:34:59 PM] Stove (SBBBH): :) :) :) :) :) 2 ISP and 3 gt from 2014 when I was in comp
[11:35:01 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): BAD INFLUENCES HONESTLY MEDAVAC ME OUTTA HERE

[11:18:29 PM] sammy (SBBB): never have I ever ate a taco
[11:18:34 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): :(
[11:18:34 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): :)
[11:18:35 PM] Ally (SBBB): :)
[11:18:38 PM] Ally (SBBB): gage wtf
[11:18:39 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): :)
[11:18:40 PM] SirAmelio (SBBBH): :)
[11:18:40 PM] deandean (SBBB): :)
[11:18:41 PM] Ally (SBBB): you've never eaten a taco???
[11:18:42 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): I've never ate a taco
[11:18:42 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): LOL
[11:18:44 PM] Ally (SBBB): WHAT
[11:18:46 PM] Ally (SBBB): DEPRAVED
[11:18:47 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): OMG
[11:18:47 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): :)
[11:18:50 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Are we talking about tacos
[11:18:51 PM] Seplo (SBBB): :)
[11:18:53 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Or tacos
[11:18:55 PM] sammy (SBBB): gage relatable queen
[11:18:57 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): LOL
[11:18:59 PM] Ally (SBBB): like... pink tacos
[11:19:02 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): BAHAH
[11:19:03 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Lmao
[11:19:05 PM] sammy (SBBB): SOMEONE ELSES TURN
[11:19:08 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): i'm Hispanic fam this question is triggering OF COURSE I'VE EATEN A TACO

[11:09:46 PM] Stove (SBBBH): Woah
[11:09:55 PM] deandean (SBBB): Woah
[11:09:58 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): Woah
[11:09:59 PM] Ally (SBBB): Woah
[11:10:01 PM] sammy (SBBB): Woah
[11:10:01 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): Woah
[11:10:07 PM] rockgirlnikki (SBBB): Woah
[11:10:08 PM] SirAmelio: Woah

[10:51:01 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): im not single nor willing 2 mingle sry
[10:51:01 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): :o
[10:51:05 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Take names!!!
[10:51:29 PM] agus strider: ur like 50 anyways ashes she said about his age!!
[10:51:36 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): ^^^
[10:51:37 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): you know what
[10:51:43 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): you can go mcf*ck yourself
[10:51:44 PM] sammy (SBBB): also ur ashe
[10:51:45 PM] agus strider: LOL
[10:51:48 PM] N1ed (SBBB): LMAO
[10:52:02 PM] N1ed (SBBB): amelio u need to do the apprentice challenge
[10:52:10 PM] N1ed (SBBB): the mcf*ck yourself
[10:52:22 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): I guess Sammy is too shy to take names (chuckle)
[10:52:30 PM] sammy (SBBB): how about thestyleaisle
[10:52:34 PM] sammy (SBBB): (Makeup)
[10:52:36 PM] agus strider: :0
[10:52:42 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): How old is he
[10:52:44 PM] Sports123492 (SBBB): :o
[10:52:46 PM] sammy (SBBB): too old
[10:52:47 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): :o
[10:52:50 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): smh
[10:52:51 PM] ashes ♔ (SBBB): older than me
[10:52:51 PM] sammy (SBBB): but thats perfect
[10:52:55 PM] sammy (SBBB): (makeup)
[10:53:01 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): (tmi)
[10:53:10 PM] sammy (SBBB): L O L
[10:53:12 PM] sammy (SBBB): jk
[10:53:17 PM] N1ed (SBBB): LMAOO
[10:53:23 PM] sammy (SBBB): n1ed and olac fight to the death for my love
[10:53:27 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): hi someone said my name
[10:53:30 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): :o
[10:53:30 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): what am I doing????

First fun activity of the season!

[10:49:12 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): HEY
[10:49:13 PM] agus strider: the game is different
[10:49:16 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): WHO WANTS A FUN ACITIVTY
[10:49:22 PM] N1ed (SBBB): no
[10:49:24 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): SAMMY
[10:49:28 PM] N1ed (SBBB): heres a tip guys
[10:49:28 PM] sammy (SBBB): sjnsnsnssn
[10:49:29 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): DO YOU WANT A FUN ACTIVITY?
[10:49:32 PM] sammy (SBBB): yes
[10:49:33 PM] N1ed (SBBB): fun activities are a trap
[10:49:34 PM] N1ed (SBBB): NO
[10:49:35 PM] N1ed (SBBB): SAMMY
[10:49:35 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Ok
[10:49:37 PM] agus strider: LOL
[10:49:39 PM] N1ed (SBBB): AAAAA
[10:49:42 PM] agus strider: first victim of the season
[10:49:45 PM] sammy (SBBB): ^
[10:49:50 PM] Ally (SBBB): [10:49 PM] N1ed (SBBB):

<<< fun activities are a trapi poured both water and milk on my head for embb
they are definitely a trap
[10:49:50 PM] N1ed (SBBB): sammy im so sorry
[10:49:55 PM] N1ed (SBBB): omg ally
[10:49:58 PM] N1ed (SBBB): akflskfkskfk
[10:50:05 PM] Ally (SBBB): my embb gimmick is pouring stuff in my head
i wonder what my sbbb gimmick will be
[10:50:08 PM] sammy (SBBB): ;^)
[10:50:12 PM] agus strider: I hope zeezo proves I was right to give her the power of doing the fun activities LMAO
[10:50:16 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Sammy anyone here you see that you could possibly be interested in romantically? ;)
[10:50:20 PM] Zeezo (SBBBH): Someone around your age!!!
[10:50:21 PM] N1ed (SBBB): pouring dollar bills into our accounts (^:
[10:50:22 PM] sammy (SBBB): jsjsjdndnsjdj
[10:50:26 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): >around your age
[10:50:27 PM] sammy (SBBB): HMMMM
[10:50:28 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): >don't ask me please
[10:50:32 PM] TheStyleAisle (SBBB): chat still moving while I watch Topaz losing it tbh
[10:50:36 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): SAME
[10:50:38 PM] TheTigress (SBBB): SAME WILL
[10:50:53 PM] sammy (SBBB): someone here would do well
[10:50:57 PM] sammy (SBBB): (makeup)

wait where's my favorite player ultraaug

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