Especially enjoy the DOS for Dummies book on his shelf next to his propaganda records
i record the audio of myself jerking off then play it for future jerk off sessions
they don't say real words but goddamn they're pretty when they're speaking in tongues
ok jokes aside, this is the best:
SHES
ON FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEThis got some real nice beats
How did i manage to double downvote myself
do you cry while you masturbate?