Epicmafia

The (Redacted) States of America

almost 8 years

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-10/senate-quietly-passes-countering-disinformation-and-propaganda-act

And so, a new era begins.

Awfully convenient how this gets passed in the midst of accusations of Russian election hacking and Pizzagate. Russian hacking, which there is no proof of outside of the CIA's 'secret meeting conclusion', sure did cause Hillary's cronies to launder money for their campaign from Saudi Arabia!

By the way, for those curious, the Intelligence Community acknowledges how easy it would be to detect if Russia actually did engage in 'hacking' email servers. It is a question of tracing network login origins. The only 'hacking' by Russia up for discussion is the manipulation of bots and social engineering on sites like Reddit and Twitter. Those can only go so far in pushing a narrative, and you can bet Twitter and Reddit worked hard to clear Trump-supporting bots.

Not to mention the FBI has officially stated they do not directly suspect Russia to be invovled with the DNC leaks ( http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/politics/fbi-russia-election-donald-trump.html ).

Not to mention Assange and WikiLeaks said they do not have ties to Russia ( https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/793268442329735168 ) and that the leaker was internal to the DNC ( http://www.inquisitr.com/3682731/julian-assange-has-confirmed-that-the-u-s-government-is-lying-to-the-american-people-about-russia/ ).

Oh, and let's not forget the fact that the CIA just so happens to be responsible for rigging the elections of 3rd world countries all around the globe, such that they become politically and thereby economically dependent on Western banking interests.

But this is all fake news, right?

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SpavvN says

ill fkn one hitter quitter yo a.ss n!gga shut yo punk a.ss up

If your fighting skills are as fake as your rap skills all I've have to worry about is some fake- WWE suplex or some s.hit

SpavvN

almost 8 years

man ill get my brother. hes 6'7" 250 and u dONT wanna c em'

yall better respect spavvn now

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Kylo says

SpavvN says

n!gga what da fk?? ill mop my d!ck on yo forehead n!gga shut yo punk a.ss up

dont u ever talk to spavvn like dat u lil b!tch

You've got autotune in your profile music video you f.ucking turbo-poser. You're no rapper.

nah don't mess with SpavvN, he'll wallbang you with a mac10 from across the map

SpavvN

almost 8 years

ill fkn one hitter quitter yo a.ss n!gga shut yo punk a.ss up

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SpavvN says

who da fk is this lil b!tch chuck norris n!gga talking to?

I clicked on your profile because I thought it would probably be funny, but I was met with some f.ucking Miranda Cosgrove sounding queermosexual autotuning about his feelings.

SpavvN

almost 8 years

who da fk is this lil b!tch chuck norris n!gga talking to?

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You don't even listen to real rap.

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SpavvN says

n!gga what da fk?? ill mop my d!ck on yo forehead n!gga shut yo punk a.ss up

dont u ever talk to spavvn like dat u lil b!tch

You've got autotune in your profile music video you f.ucking turbo-poser. You're no rapper.

SpavvN

almost 8 years

n!gga what da fk?? ill mop my d!ck on yo forehead n!gga shut yo punk a.ss up

dont u ever talk to spavvn like dat u lil b!tch

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SpavvN says

Kylo says

poser says

Woke up on a sunny morning to a high IQ, went through my MENSA bulletin as I always do. Quantum physics? Let's discuss something new.

The women I get are mentally defunct, they're either interested in celebrities or went to college and flunked. My suitors are all about money and outright junk.

This intelligence of mine, it's a blessing and a curse. My own brain has entertained me, but will lead me to a hearse. I've felt so many things, but I'll tell you what's the worst..

This universe is going downhill due to not having as many people like me, not enough people to understand good weed visually, nor enough to be smart non-artificially.

Woke up on a sunny morning to my high IQ/

125 plus, these epicmafia kids stuck on me like I'm Crazy Glue./

And my girl's got me wilin' out like I'm detoxing from her/

She builds me up before she disappoints me like she's a Reebok's order/

Feeling kind of blue and I've got to be sober until finals end/

So I'ma log onto epicmafia and talk about Vilden's micropenis and Forrest Chubby Chasin' yet again/

da fk up outta here wit dat bullsh!t

Who the f.uck passed you the mic and said that you can flow? Point them out you little f.ucking b.itch, I want to know.

SpavvN

almost 8 years

Kylo says

poser says

Woke up on a sunny morning to a high IQ, went through my MENSA bulletin as I always do. Quantum physics? Let's discuss something new.

The women I get are mentally defunct, they're either interested in celebrities or went to college and flunked. My suitors are all about money and outright junk.

This intelligence of mine, it's a blessing and a curse. My own brain has entertained me, but will lead me to a hearse. I've felt so many things, but I'll tell you what's the worst..

This universe is going downhill due to not having as many people like me, not enough people to understand good weed visually, nor enough to be smart non-artificially.

Woke up on a sunny morning to my high IQ/

125 plus, these epicmafia kids stuck on me like I'm Crazy Glue./

And my girl's got me wilin' out like I'm detoxing from her/

She builds me up before she disappoints me like she's a Reebok's order/

Feeling kind of blue and I've got to be sober until finals end/

So I'ma log onto epicmafia and talk about Vilden's micropenis and Forrest Chubby Chasin' yet again/

da fk up outta here wit dat bullsh!t

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SpavvN says

ya'll n'iggas wanna c a real n'igga like the spavvn freestyle?

Yes.

SpavvN

almost 8 years

ya'll n'iggas wanna c a real n'igga like the spavvn freestyle?

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poser says

Woke up on a sunny morning to a high IQ, went through my MENSA bulletin as I always do. Quantum physics? Let's discuss something new.

The women I get are mentally defunct, they're either interested in celebrities or went to college and flunked. My suitors are all about money and outright junk.

This intelligence of mine, it's a blessing and a curse. My own brain has entertained me, but will lead me to a hearse. I've felt so many things, but I'll tell you what's the worst..

This universe is going downhill due to not having as many people like me, not enough people to understand good weed visually, nor enough to be smart non-artificially.

Woke up on a sunny morning to my high IQ/

125 plus, these epicmafia kids stuck on me like I'm Crazy Glue./

And my girl's got me wilin' out like I'm detoxing from her/

She builds me up before she disappoints me like she's a Reebok's order/

Feeling kind of blue and I've got to be sober until finals end/

So I'ma log onto epicmafia and talk about Vilden's micropenis and Forrest Chubby Chasin' yet again/

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poser says

Woke up on a sunny morning to a high IQ, went through my MENSA bulletin as I always do. Quantum physics? Let's discuss something new.

The women I get are mentally defunct, they're either interested in celebrities or went to college and flunked. My suitors are all about money and outright junk.

This intelligence of mine, it's a blessing and a curse. My own brain has entertained me, but will lead me to a hearse. I've felt so many things, but I'll tell you what's the worst..

This universe is going downhill due to not having as many people like me, not enough people to understand good weed visually, nor enough to be smart non-artificially.

Take out some of the narcissism and add a little more self-deprecation and insecurity in dating women and you've got me pretty pegged.

poser

almost 8 years

Woke up on a sunny morning to a high IQ, went through my MENSA bulletin as I always do. Quantum physics? Let's discuss something new.

The women I get are mentally defunct, they're either interested in celebrities or went to college and flunked. My suitors are all about money and outright junk.

This intelligence of mine, it's a blessing and a curse. My own brain has entertained me, but will lead me to a hearse. I've felt so many things, but I'll tell you what's the worst..

This universe is going downhill due to not having as many people like me, not enough people to understand good weed visually, nor enough to be smart non-artificially.

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That's actually the epicmafia insult that may have irritated me most of all time because it is just soooooooooo stupid.

Have you been to Colorado in the past 4 years? You can't walk down the street without seeing dispensary quality nugs.

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Like if you take a hit of our weed you probably wouldn't think your weed is any different than Oregano in the first place.

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I mean I don't think you can even begin to understand how far away Colorado is from Oregano being sold in doggy bags. It's not even a realistic insult.

No one here is even willing to pay ten dollars a gram for 25+% THC Hybrid anymore.

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One reason that I might not be able to recognize Oregano in a marijuana bag would be that Colorado is so far past the days of Oregano being sold in marijuana bags that we mostly smoke 99% THC concentrate, which is wax, and doesn't resemble marijuana at all.

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I don't think I've gone a week without a quarter of marijuana since I was fourteen years old.

The idea that I might smoke Oregano when I'm all but psychologically addicted to the dispensary just shows such a disconnect from Colorado weed culture that I don't even really know how to respond to it.

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Tatami says

Kylo remember when you told me that the weed I posted a picture of was the worst weed you'd ever seen and that I'm the type of kid who would wouldn't be able to tell if someone slipped me a bag of oregano, posting your dank weed to prove it, failing to realize that my original post was indeed oregano?

Yeah I do, I think you might be a little confused because you seem to think I was burned or something.

I said "That is the worst weed I've ever seen" and then you want "LOL, ITS ACTUALLY NOT WEED AT ALL"

Makes sense, because I'd never seen weed that looked that bad.

Then I posted a picture of an ounce of dispensary headies from Colorado with my username attached to it, and I can do that again right now if you'd like, because if there is one thing I know it's marijuana :)

poser

almost 8 years

LMAOO

Tatami

almost 8 years

Kylo remember when you told me that the weed I posted a picture of was the worst weed you'd ever seen and that I'm the type of kid who would wouldn't be able to tell if someone slipped me a bag of oregano, posting your dank weed to prove it, failing to realize that my original post was indeed oregano?