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Election 2016

moon
about 8 years

We needed a thread that wasn't pro-Trump for general discussion. Who do you think will win?

who are you voting for?
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Trump
26
Clinton
24
Moving to Canada
7
Johnson
7
Writing in Sanders
4
Stein
Indy
about 8 years
This thread is hilarious.

10/10
deletedabout 8 years

Peta says


StanleyPower says


Peta says

Yes, it would. But he's saying that sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and also a sign of wit. This is absurd.


he's saying failure to detect sarcasm is a sign of low [intelligence and wit]


That's just your interpretation, buddy.


No its just your failure to understand a sentence.
thecolonel
about 8 years
I did a write-in for The Colonel but I don't think that's what this poll is suggesting
deletedabout 8 years
I want to be a pollster. It's impossible to screw up.
Peta
about 8 years

StanleyPower says


Peta says

Yes, it would. But he's saying that sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and also a sign of wit. This is absurd.


he's saying failure to detect sarcasm is a sign of low [intelligence and wit]


That's just your interpretation, buddy.
deletedabout 8 years

Peta says

Yes, it would. But he's saying that sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and also a sign of wit. This is absurd.


he's saying failure to detect sarcasm is a sign of low [intelligence and wit]
thecolonel
about 8 years
Raising your arm up doesn't count.
deletedabout 8 years
Pollsters get paid to be wrong all year. How cool of a job is that
deletedabout 8 years
This polling business is really rather irksome when you get down to it. This isn't representative of people's voting habits at all!
Peta
about 8 years
Actually I'm 6'4", I have multiple gold Epicmafia trophies, and the fine details of my butthole are none of your business.
deletedabout 8 years
Another quick query: why the f*ck is Arcbell in the "Moving to Canada" section? That idiot already lives in Canada
thecolonel
about 8 years
I just remembered who Peta is. He's that guy I imagined being 5'1 going through public life with a butt plug up his a.ss.
Chaika
about 8 years
Some fights aren't worth fighting.
deletedabout 8 years

Anacletus says


Peta says

Yes, it would. But he's saying that sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and also a sign of wit. This is absurd.


Yes that's exactly what I was implying, you sure stumped me.


Is this sarcasm? Please let me know ASAP
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Peta says

Yes, it would. But he's saying that sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and also a sign of wit. This is absurd.


Yes that's exactly what I was implying, you sure stumped me.
Peta
about 8 years
Yes, it would. But he's saying that sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and also a sign of wit. This is absurd.
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Peta says


Anacletus says

Also the failure to detect sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and wit.


How can you say that someone has low intelligence but also has wit? This seems counterintuitive, to me.


wouldn't low intelligence coincide with low wit, ol' chap? Do you think that is a possibility worth considering?
thecolonel
about 8 years

Irreverent says

https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656


I scrolled down half way through this and read the first thing I saw, and it was "at this point I literally could not handle the amount of ignorance and white privledge that this guy had."
Peta
about 8 years

Anacletus says

Also the failure to detect sarcasm is a sign of low intelligence and wit.


How can you say that someone has low intelligence but also has wit? This seems counterintuitive, to me.
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Peta says

Well, this is a proper nightmare.


indubitably
Peta
about 8 years

Anacletus says


RickyRoma says

I'm a lot less interested in persuading you to my line of reasoning than I am in coming up with creative insults for you.

Now go hump a stuffed animal like the ball-less mongrel you are.


Your insults are about on the tier of a 12 year old.
- you've gloated about sex
- you insulted me about my ability to get sex
- you insulted my genitalia
- all insults are sex related
Congratulations you are the most original insulter to ever hit the internet.


Whoa. It's almost like he doesn't think you're worth taking seriously and has therefore elected to troll you on the Internet. Do you think this is a possibility worth considering?
thecolonel
about 8 years

Irreverent says

https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656


I BELIEVE IN THE ACCURACY OF EACH OF THESE REPORTS WITHOUT QUESTION
Irreverent
about 8 years
https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656
Peta
about 8 years
Well, this is a proper nightmare.
kylehlp123
about 8 years
So how was epicmafia.com while the election was going on?