about 8 years

Starting off: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJqbnMutKf

The one I made for Pendant: http://vocaroo.com/i/s11wQ2VGWCVq

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about 8 years

xJuicy says

I already roasted you in my thread kid. Go back to making up stories about pulling a gun on someone in the army when your job is to literally sit behind a computer.


I've both held guns and been behind a computer. But man, I feel like your rap can be so good. Just rhyme the next comment you'll make anyway. (:
about 8 years
get a better mic
about 8 years

nicoleyrenaa says


xJuicy says

I already roasted you in my thread kid. Go back to making up stories about pulling a gun on someone in the army when your job is to literally sit behind a computer.


Dont get involved in someone elses drama thanks, you have no idea the amount of lives he saves. He has nothing to prove to ANYONE.


honestly try to have some decency
about 8 years

xJuicy says

I already roasted you in my thread kid. Go back to making up stories about pulling a gun on someone in the army when your job is to literally sit behind a computer.


Dont get involved in someone elses drama thanks, you have no idea the amount of lives he saves. He has nothing to prove to ANYONE.
about 8 years
I already roasted you in my thread kid. Go back to making up stories about pulling a gun on someone in the army when your job is to literally sit behind a computer.
about 8 years
10/10
about 8 years

qwertas says


Jabzz says

Give me love.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nELH8ePUe5


They say nothing rhymes with a double Z.
That doesnt really apply to me.
I'm relaxed pregame, now it's jazz
Time elapsed, game - now it's jabzz
I mean I'm in pain when town cant see our plans
It's like they lag - kind of an internet explorer reading through this play like tabs
I havn't known you for long, but it kinda adds up -
As soon as im back I'll hit you for a heads up, jabz, up?
about 8 years

qwertas says


RickyRoma says

http://vocaroo.com/i/s143CiwY2rld


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l0rMSpDTNi



Another one challanges me. Im about to get back on my duty. You all can't win without cussing, a noavi too.
let me teach you a lesson.
my outblowing raps
have won me games, look at the stage you're rapping in.
You belong in xiaoling while
I mean sixty six percent, loss; Thats roughly my winrate, You say one bullet I get three, shots
Shaolin Style, you do fade quickly; unlike my glaucoma
I mean if this rap is noavi sex- you just got post-quickie coma; Ricky roma.
really sticky and picky, its tricky, but your lyrics are made out of legends mine are made originally.
On the spot, now who's with me?
You have some big talk;
now get back in line and lose this CC, dawg.
about 8 years

qwertas says


schutzekatze says

I want attention


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ee6xtPrANW


Vlad, is no wannabe. There's no apologies - he gets Stiffy on her knees
Me and Andrey miss you, but have you back even when you arn't free
I mean our gangbangs have had their runs before
But this is about you, i'm talking about you alone.
This kitty is beyond the chain - he eats hounds and mouse the same
his killing-spree DoS'ing http scams through rounds
a badass programmer with a name nobody even can pronounce
about 8 years

qwertas says


D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

XXL Freshman of the Year


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wjmEkZbnF0




To be honest, nobody checks ven diagram pies. Like, you're a man; And you, man?
you wreck thumbs before hang-ing anyone who's too pissed.
You stay good though, you're out of drama - its tense, anyone hardcore can defend some sore fans yet you say
sex before war, damn
you're better, dextromthorphan.

And dex, I've heared of you avoiding clever sixteen year old spot identified
as jailbail whenever their self-esteem goes lower then dies mate
teens nowadays, they get pressure burns (lk) gasoline, faster than mods forgot to reply
to your rage reports when they come by. But I love you,
you're a refresher, green - I mean I wont deny, Hi,
Man I've never seen you not high
about 8 years

qwertas says


aquamermaid says

hi adam :~)


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pYu4rv1rwv


Arcade poker tables, well played with matt; barely bluffing you swayed us.
I mean you're so nice to talk to I stayed through a pair of nights to hear and talk about big things like life and what am I afraid of
and life's unfair in a way that gets to me. I mean, Mary, mermaid, you're the only person that forgets to hammer me
But I like you just the way you are, so dont change, mon ami
To many more talks eating noobs in CC's - cheers, bon apettite.
about 8 years

qwertas says


fnoof says

these vocaroos are straight jokes my dude / after nicole and pooky, boy you're 0 for 2 /
your self-deletion's even more overdue / than the forum unban that i hoped for rooo /
and like the street he resides on / your flow's odor's poo

your rhythm's akin to you dispelling your sphincter / simply check it before wiping (it'll smell just like linker!) /
you would assume that you're a relevant thinker /
you're just an involuntarily celibate twink nerd

tryna ball recording on a laptop mic / with a whiny drawl sounding like your @ss got piped / chances are you took it hard and can't walk right

but i'll forgive it this time, your sh!t rhymes are little league /
anyone could see you're unfit if they were fiddled, g / and before even thinking to belittle me / nix your insecure slam poetry deliveries


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p2nTzk8oY9


Damn fnoof. Thats smooth. I mean those moves, I mean nice, you spew, yet I dont even know you;
I mean I probably do, but I have no idea who do your main even is; me? Look at the fame page. If you spit fire, im flameproof
Let me confess though; ever since I first heared of you you kinda sounded like a mannequin
Words hit hard like rays but man honestly I feel like it's a disgrace that you need cusses to get people imagining
I can hit hard without them, call me a paladin
standing in place while I hit rhymes in pace; flow, times in a row as i rest the case as big i am in the cyberspace;
fnoof, nobody would know if I'd decide to erase you from the EM user database.
yet you cant speak because youre stuttering, gabbling tallented yet in a sense flattering;
I mean I like the attention, but it's kind of pointless- I dont even know who am i battling.
about 8 years

Poaoaks says


qwertas says


xPooky says

Bruh


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pL2myhk5Fn


did u start off with hi poaoaks and if so what do i have to do with this


Oh Poaoaks, I've only known you recently but I'm not gonna choke
Describing gay folk jokes; I mean, thats a compliment, youre nice to talk to; no roasts.
I mean I know whos rhymes will eventually be missed
I'm kind of of a behaviorist that gets easily pissed
While I've seen you guns and hookers and unranked with a twist
I'm kinda happy I exist two times on your favorite list

You're both kinda layed back, you're both kinda chill
I mean for real; Ever since main's flooded with ghost games and I've met you
I've said gay shame is lame and thus my way to say your name has changed, so I let you
talk to me out of comp a couple times too.
I mean I bet you I'll get you better so if you suck its in a good way, true
Hooking you up with chicago is the best thing I'd likely ever do
about 8 years
I'll go type them.

nicoleyrenaa says

weeb fml


Rena, meeting you was a jackpot. I mean, rap-stop - you're goals nicole;
The kind of a girl I'd let sandbox take control for.
Speaking of sandbox, I mean they do jerk , and I've dragged you to comp to see how jerks work.
Yet you're the best, I mean your call
Got me to call and watch with you everything, even Ru Pauls.
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Escurai says

roses are red
violets are blue
ur bars are dead
stop the vocaroos


Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Make an actual verse so I can f.ucking kill you.
about 8 years
roses are red
violets are blue
ur bars are dead
stop the vocaroos
deletedabout 8 years
If fnoof won't battle me I'm calling him out for being yellow

Might be in my league but he just warms my bench: I'm Carmelo.
deletedabout 8 years

qwertas says

You actually have a tallent making words rhyme. That punchline is pretty good, too; Not bad, Ricky.


Much love
about 8 years
You actually have a tallent making words rhyme. That punchline is pretty good, too; Not bad, Ricky.
deletedabout 8 years
Where ya at fnoof, you got the balls to clash with a titan?

I need some intellectual stimulation, these cats ain't providing.
deletedabout 8 years

qwertas says


RickyRoma says

http://vocaroo.com/i/s143CiwY2rld


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l0rMSpDTNi


Is this really the best cat you guys are going to put in front of me?

Your flow is ugly holmes, and you lisp so bad when you rap you make Shmeur sound like James Earle Jones.

As far as originality goes, you got miles to go, by the time this verse is done you'll be leaving feeling anhedonic.

99th percentile nationwide in English dawg, I leave wannabe rappers feeling phobophobic.

I warned you that I'd smack you, now you're trapped in my web, I'm the arachnid, you're the fly, and I'm bout eat you alive: Die.

Where's my real competition at? I've already lanced this grotesque abscess.

You ain't got no rap skills Linker: Stick to chess.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HWnyEfa0G2
about 8 years

xJuicy says

I listened to half of one of Linker's "raps" and cringed so hard that I'm not coming back on EM for a few hours at least.



Hey juicy, I know you wanna diss me

Bring it on
about 8 years

Jabzz says

Give me love.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nELH8ePUe5
about 8 years
ricky sounds like he's from oklahoma tbh