about 8 years

Starting off: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJqbnMutKf

The one I made for Pendant: http://vocaroo.com/i/s11wQ2VGWCVq

about 8 years
Occasionally, my people, we speak LIKE THIS, if we wish to highlight a key point in our random babble.
about 8 years
My people! Our countrymen have been slandered! What do we do about this? Do we act in kindness, with justice or in revenge? Do we go to war with this lesser nation, my people?!
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Oh man, if only you knew the stuff those people you call your friends said about you. That's some bs right there don't you think? But I REFUSE to get involved with you morons who don't know anything about MY relationship.
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Sure did until people had to get involved in other peoples drama.
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I think it's only fair to call people out on their büllshit, don't you?

My people?! What? Okay..

Gather, brethren! Friends, brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, my countrymen! My people! Today is a day of glory: a day when we can become free from vocarap persecution; a day when we can remove the kid that un-ironically speaks to himself on alts; a day when the fake tales of glory will no longer be treated with patience, but instead with the contempt they deserve!

No longer do we have to abide the büllshit, my people! You can be free once again! Free of lies and silly delusions; of computer nerds who pretend they've pulled a gone on their fellow soldiers; of women who relentlessly make the same mistakes because they lost their dignity with their pants.

Go, my people! Be merry and rejoice!
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this thread used to be fun, you know
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xJuicy says


Bebop says

fnoof is better tbh


This.


RickyRoma says

I'm not even entirely sure he can rap his verses.


This too.

Nicole lmao, I honestly don't know how you have a shred of dignity left to even be posting here.


I COULD CARE LESS what you think, I dont even know you. Tell your people and yourself to stay out of my business thanks. You have no right, and neither do they. Have some respect and decency.
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RickyRoma says

And then you end up selling out and doing Halloween commercials, or modding epicmafia...


i'm gunning for the next reese's puffs™ jingle
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What are you a thug now too
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are you sure about that?
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mfw a guy just wants to express himself and you troll him for no reason like the low self confidence losers you are
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Bebop says

fnoof is better tbh


This.


RickyRoma says

I'm not even entirely sure he can rap his verses.


This too.

Nicole lmao, I honestly don't know how you have a shred of dignity left to even be posting here.
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Give me some more son, that Big L line was dope.
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And then you end up selling out and doing Halloween commercials, or modding epicmafia...
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Because if you have bars like fnoof and a flow like Linker you get, like, Chance The Rapper.
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He's got fire bars for sure, but does he have a flow?
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I'm not even entirely sure he can rap his verses.
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fnoof is better tbh
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fnoof says


RickyRoma says

If fnoof won't battle me I'm calling him out for being yellow

Might be in my league but he just warms my bench: I'm Carmelo.


you're mellow, alright, and more of a dave moss /
fall back like vlade divac or suffer a grave loss /
stay buffering, play paused / i'm streaming in 4K /
and scheming on green, leanin / you're fiending for more pay /
your network don't exist my guy, you're cingular /
practice apostasy right now / just like everything you were /
before you got banned, self-deleted, then proceeded to bore us /
with bars even weaker than shivv with no thesaurus /
plus some wikipedia articles to front like you're cultured /
carry on and you'll be carrion i'll dump for the vultures /
you've got an active vas deferens for 90s rap reference /
but fire at me and take a big L / b!tch that's severance


(Symbolic plus k, nice bars holmes)

Finally, a heavyweight that wants to play

Be warned Liston, take that dive, I jab faster than Cassius Clay.

My cash is made, you volunteer your time for free for pretend authority

The Lord'll be bowing at my feet, when it comes to battle rap I'm undefeated, real life, the internet, I win no matter what gig pays better.

But undefeated or not I'm not looking to retire: I'm not Mayweather.

Shivv couldn't touch my vocabulary WITH his thesaurus

Control is what I have over the English language, the rap scene thought I couldn't possibly be better, BEFORE this.

I'm like The Saurus, the battle rapper, Two Time Champion of Everything

And let's not pretend Apostasy was my most successful persona

Caesaropapism waves hi, secret alt with no friends, I BEAT MY COMPETITION ALONE ya

F.ucking wannabe pig without any trophies

I'm sorry you failed out of the police academy, homie.
about 8 years
Leaked footage of qwertas' latest rap battle!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
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RickyRoma says

If fnoof won't battle me I'm calling him out for being yellow

Might be in my league but he just warms my bench: I'm Carmelo.


you're mellow, alright, and more of a dave moss /
fall back like vlade divac or suffer a grave loss /
stay buffering, play paused / i'm streaming in 4K /
and scheming on green, leanin / you're fiending for more pay /
your network don't exist my guy, you're cingular /
practice apostasy right now / just like everything you were /
before you got banned, self-deleted, then proceeded to bore us /
with bars even weaker than shivv with no thesaurus /
plus some wikipedia articles to front like you're cultured /
carry on and you'll be carrion i'll dump for the vultures /
you've got an active vas deferens for 90s rap reference /
but fire at me and take a big L / b!tch that's severance
about 8 years
i love you adam you're amazing and silly