deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: They're all Blister
Plot: Blister becomes your personal slave
twist: it's hit*er's ghost and he forever haunts you giving you life advice
Plot: You live in a perfect world where everyone looks, thinks, and acts the same.
twist: its an actual sandbox, with cat poop on it.
Plot: You befriend a ghost
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: That's my fetish
Plot: Jimbei steals sandbox again
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: Canada is a acronym for Cuddly Animals Need A Daddy Association
Plot: Your house is on fire
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: It's a nightcore version
Plot: Hood and Furansu become king and queen of Canada
Twist: You wake up! It was all a dream!
Plot: You're going to a concert of your favorite thing
Twist: Just complete this survey to claim your free* ice cream!
Plot: Everything is great!
Twist: they're hitting you. literally.
Plot: You won free scoops of ice cream!
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: Posthumously
Plot: Some cute [insert preferred sex here] hits on you
Twist: it becomes labeled a hate symbol
Plot: You win the lottery!
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: They're asexual so no funny business!
Plot: You found material which will become dank memes in the future.
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: You can't see him
Plot: The person you are in an EM relationship shows up on your front door step in real life
Twist: It will never hit page 2 again
Plot: You meet John Cena irl
deletedalmost 9 years
Twist: You see people have an entire database on your existence on there, like they tracked your every step
Plot: This topic hits page 2
Twist: You're the size of a fly and get eaten by pepe the frog
Plot: you find your way onto 4chan
deletedalmost 9 years
twist: It's an alien heart so you turn into a green alien who can only say "ayyy lmao"
plot: You're a green alien who can only say "ayyy lmao"
twist: for winning a Generic MMORPG Number 7391027 tournament from the caverns of her basement
plot: the heart transplant surgery was a success
deletedalmost 9 years
twist: you send your dic.k dic.k to them over skype and now are banned for 8 days
plot: ur mom is proud of u
Twist:
https://epicmafia.com/topic/80605Plot: Dikdiks invade Europa
twist: theyre taken from somewhere inside your house.....timestamped....right....now.......
plot: dikdiks invade mars
twist: you're an unnecessary player
plot: sishen's posting lewd images in chat again
deletedalmost 9 years
twist: someone emails you whining about epicmafia again
plot: you become a sandbox mod
deletedalmost 9 years
twist: You're god damn attractive to every male and female you encounter.
plot: You are a man called Phillip Wang who works at Uber.
