twist: it costs 1000 tokens plot: you find a magic lamp and ask the genie for superpowers
deleted about 8 years
twist: Epicmafia can't support itself due to the loss of weaboos (its main playerbase) and shuts down plot: Epicmafia Nitro!™ is introduced with moving gif avatars and custom emotes on forums
deleted about 8 years
twist: During your first year, hundreds of the most dangerous wizards on Earth attack Hogwarts essentially destroying the entire place, forcing you to go across the seas as a transfer student. plot: Weeaboos are banned from epic mafia
deleted about 8 years
twist: you're Kaede Akamatsu plot: you've been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
twist: the meat is from Capitalist pigs plot: you're the main character of a video game
Twist: He also plays EM. Plot: You order pork from a Russian restaurant.
twist: it's also the day of your funeral plot: you meet your father for the first time ever at age 33
deleted about 8 years
twist: it's yellow snow plot: it's your birthday!
twist: only banned users can participate plot: you wake up and it's a snow day!
deleted over 8 years
twist: it's all you ever wanted plot: Lucid announces that there will be a grand battle snake tournament to determine the next owner of the site
twist: he forgot to bring an oxygen tank and suit so he died from asphyxiation and intense burning from cosmic radiation plot: you died.
fakechest says twist: santa isn't real and you wait forever plot: you are a superhero saving the city twist: but it turns out that you were actually the enemy who only thought that they were saving the city but actually destroying it
plot: an astronaut finds a planet full of little people
twist: santa isn't real and you wait forever plot: you are a superhero saving the city
Twist: An IOU Plot: You wait for Santa to return something for the IOU
Twist: With her new black boyfriend jeans (you really thought she would change?????) Plot: You were bad this year, so Santa has brought you...
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Twist: You get nothing because I am nothing Plot: Thanksgiving dinner begins, when you're conservative racist aunt knocks at the door....
Twist: There really is nothing. No hunger. No island. No you. No idea of nothingness. Plot: You are [my] everything.
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Twist: You accept and survive after falling from a building. Plot: You're stranded on an island, you're starving and there's nothing.
Twist: it's actually good Plot: a mysterious cat like creature asks you to become a magical girl
Twist: Bowser died of starvation Plot: A next gen version of Pokemon Go is finally out
twist: the only one who will date you is meetterry plot: bowser comes home from a hard day of running the kingdom, his stomach growling
Twist: it's made of actual velvet and you choke and die. Plot: i get a bf
Twist: Dikdik is shot by hunters who are surprised to see it in their terrain as Tricksterer cries beside its bloody corpse. Plot: You get the last red velvet cupcake from your favorite bakery...
Twist: Luap lives a second-life with Bebop in Savannah, Georgia. Neither guy knows about the other. Plot: Dikdik and Tricksterer go foraging in the woods...
deleted over 8 years
Japter says Twist: They're all Blister Plot: Blister becomes your personal slave Twist: You have to kiss his blistoe everyday
Plot: Chris and Luap are married happily ever after