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Forum Game

Post a sentence, and the next user will post a plot twist to that sentence, and post a new sentence as well

Ex.

Player 1: I go get some ice cream

Player 2: Twist: The ice cream is poisoned and you die. The end.

[gives a new sentence for player 3 to answer]

about 8 years
twist: it costs 1000 tokens

plot: you find a magic lamp and ask the genie for superpowers
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twist: Epicmafia can't support itself due to the loss of weaboos (its main playerbase) and shuts down

plot: Epicmafia Nitro!™ is introduced with moving gif avatars and custom emotes on forums
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twist: During your first year, hundreds of the most dangerous wizards on Earth attack Hogwarts essentially destroying the entire place, forcing you to go across the seas as a transfer student.

plot: Weeaboos are banned from epic mafia
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twist: you're Kaede Akamatsu

plot: you've been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
about 8 years
twist: the meat is from Capitalist pigs

plot: you're the main character of a video game
about 8 years
Twist: He also plays EM.

Plot: You order pork from a Russian restaurant.
about 8 years
twist: it's also the day of your funeral

plot: you meet your father for the first time ever at age 33
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twist: it's yellow snow

plot: it's your birthday!
about 8 years
twist: only banned users can participate

plot: you wake up and it's a snow day!
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twist: it's all you ever wanted

plot: Lucid announces that there will be a grand battle snake tournament to determine the next owner of the site
over 8 years
twist: he forgot to bring an oxygen tank and suit so he died from asphyxiation and intense burning from cosmic radiation

plot: you died.
over 8 years

fakechest says

twist: santa isn't real and you wait forever

plot: you are a superhero saving the city


twist: but it turns out that you were actually the enemy who only thought that they were saving the city but actually destroying it

plot: an astronaut finds a planet full of little people
over 8 years
twist: santa isn't real and you wait forever

plot: you are a superhero saving the city
over 8 years
Twist: An IOU

Plot: You wait for Santa to return something for the IOU
over 8 years
Twist: With her new black boyfriend jeans (you really thought she would change?????)

Plot: You were bad this year, so Santa has brought you...
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Twist: You get nothing because I am nothing

Plot: Thanksgiving dinner begins, when you're conservative racist aunt knocks at the door....
over 8 years
Twist: There really is nothing. No hunger. No island. No you. No idea of nothingness.

Plot: You are [my] everything.
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Twist: You accept and survive after falling from a building.

Plot: You're stranded on an island, you're starving and there's nothing.
over 8 years
Twist: it's actually good

Plot: a mysterious cat like creature asks you to become a magical girl
over 8 years
Twist: Bowser died of starvation

Plot: A next gen version of Pokemon Go is finally out
over 8 years
twist: the only one who will date you is meetterry

plot: bowser comes home from a hard day of running the kingdom, his stomach growling
over 8 years
Twist: it's made of actual velvet and you choke and die.

Plot: i get a bf
over 8 years
Twist: Dikdik is shot by hunters who are surprised to see it in their terrain as Tricksterer cries beside its bloody corpse.

Plot: You get the last red velvet cupcake from your favorite bakery...
over 8 years
Twist: Luap lives a second-life with Bebop in Savannah, Georgia. Neither guy knows about the other.

Plot: Dikdik and Tricksterer go foraging in the woods...
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Japter says

Twist: They're all Blister

Plot: Blister becomes your personal slave


Twist: You have to kiss his blistoe everyday

Plot: Chris and Luap are married happily ever after