Epicmafia

almost 10 years

Is this a joke? This is too easy and obvious. Jamal is all I need. Anyone who says otherwise is just an obese loser.

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lucid for his uber, golbo for her ultimate golboability, and equity for his ability to release

something like that...
I thought of this in a couple of minutes

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Christopherzilla says

I choose Sishen, JamalMarley, and eris to protect me only because I don't want them in the pool of users trying to kill me.

Still salty about killing the animals...

Golbolco

almost 10 years

Kenny says

Lucid would never go behind my back and betray me.

woahhh

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Saika says

I choose Abc,Rednose,Ferhund,Eris
i like the badbois

It's like that Manson song, I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me.

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I choose Abc,Rednose,Ferhund,Eris
i like the badbois

Kenny

almost 10 years

error, arcbell, admin.

Lucid would never go behind my back and betray me.

nepenthe

almost 10 years

(already posted this on the other thread but i like stealing my own jokes)

i'm pretty sure that as long as lucid's among those who are trying to kill you, his incompetence will save you

Christopherzilla

almost 10 years

I choose Sishen, JamalMarley, and eris to protect me only because I don't want them in the pool of users trying to kill me.

JamalMarley

almost 10 years

Sishen says

i have guns and swords daily reminder

That you don't know how to use.

I have strength and my mind. I am unbeatable.

The only thing you'd protect a user against is their cat running away because you are very familiar with holding cats betwixt your bosoms to stop them from leaving you.

Bebop

almost 10 years

Sishen says

i have guns and swords daily reminder

also that colourful collection of phallic objects

cute

almost 10 years

daddy jamal hands down

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mishyyy says

Nothing as of yet has quelled the raging spirit that dwells within me. Not even: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4

desta

almost 10 years

i would pick sishen because he has guns and swords and just scares people off in general :^)
also jamal and error

Sishen

almost 10 years

i have guns and swords daily reminder

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Merlot says

izzy says

actually now that i think about it, winnie should be on this list too, she loves knives and i feel like she's got a lot of rage deep down that once unleashed, would be nightmarish

i cried one time because i couldnt let a stray cat into my apartment and i sat outside with it for 20 minutes so it wouldnt be lonely

i love you

Merlot

almost 10 years

izzy says

actually now that i think about it, winnie should be on this list too, she loves knives and i feel like she's got a lot of rage deep down that once unleashed, would be nightmarish

i cried one time because i couldnt let a stray cat into my apartment and i sat outside with it for 20 minutes so it wouldnt be lonely

Merlot

almost 10 years

okay okay. so if you have that inner rage could you channel it to protect someone? or could i like, get harry's songs to stir up anger in the others and cause them to turn on each other??

i think that going for a physical protector here is a bad idea so im playing a psychological game

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actually now that i think about it, winnie should be on this list too, she loves knives and i feel like she's got a lot of rage deep down that once unleashed, would be nightmarish

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Merlot says

did the song soothe your rage that's the real test here, i need to prove my theory

Nothing as of yet has quelled the raging spirit that dwells within me. Not even: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4

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mishyyy says

sweetnkind says

arcbell eris lucid bcos they're the best at locating people

I think we both know how this selection would turn out for you(badly like everything else).

u right

Merlot

almost 10 years

did the song soothe your rage that's the real test here, i need to prove my theory

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*spits out drink*

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Roadman composed an original song for me once, it was called Born to be Wild, he did it under his nom de plume of 'Steppenwolf.'

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sweetnkind says

arcbell eris lucid bcos they're the best at locating people

I think we both know how this selection would turn out for you(badly like everything else).

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