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Merlot

almost 10 years

sweetnkind says

is roadman gonna charm the other nine out of killing you

have you ever heard him play piano i feel as though he could soothe the rage of others with it

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Dawn says

eris. cause they are yandere lover they love you they turn into murderererer. They will kill all love threats.

You watch entirely too much anime.

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Bebop says

sweetnkind says

is roadman gonna charm the other nine out of killing you

ur telling me if roadman turned on the charm u wouldn't do what he said? then ur lying tbh

Roadman has no power over those who embrace the darkness

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izzy says

ok um here we go

firstly, as much as i luv blister, i feel like if he tried to kill me, it wouldn't go too well, so i'm ok with having him against me

if eris really wanted to kill me, i would be 100% screwed, so as weird as it is, i'd much rather have him on my side than against me

sishen would just be ineffective lol

golbolco would actually probably do a solid job at protecting me, so i think i'll have her on my side as well

and i really don't want arcbell trying to kill me.

so here's my chosen team:
1. eris (lol)
2. golbolco
3. arcbell

I'd abandon you to your fate.

Bebop

almost 10 years

sweetnkind says

is roadman gonna charm the other nine out of killing you

ur telling me if roadman turned on the charm u wouldn't do what he said? then ur lying tbh

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JamalMarley says

izzy says

bebop you should've put yourself and jimbei on the list

Yes so we can have another abusive power hungry user that constantly makes mistake AND another treacherous user that would betray the user they are protecting.

The only option for protection is JamalMarley. Fact.

jamalmarley and izzy holding a plastic spoon for best protection 2k16

Bebop

almost 10 years

izzy says

bebop you should've put yourself and jimbei on the list

i don't think either of us have particularly remarkable traits that'd make us good for this

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is roadman gonna charm the other nine out of killing you

Bebop

almost 10 years

imo it'd be Arcbell for his computer skills, Equity or Jamal for their physical strength and roadman for his charisma and speaking skills

JamalMarley

almost 10 years

izzy says

bebop you should've put yourself and jimbei on the list

Yes so we can have another abusive power hungry user that constantly makes mistake AND another treacherous user that would betray the user they are protecting.

The only option for protection is JamalMarley. Fact.

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Why would I protect anyone here

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bebop you should've put yourself and jimbei on the list

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i really think i'm being underrated here i have connections

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what did he mean by that

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JamalMarley says

Blister is Blister.

bibty

almost 10 years

abc, error, arcbell

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I'd pick Sishen as he is a proud gun owner in the united states of america and then my other two would be Golbolco and Roadman, not so they can protect me but so I can protect them from Sishen

JamalMarley

almost 10 years

I am the best user to choose for this battle and I will tell you why.

Lucid would forget about you and go off to do other things like he forgets to do stuff about the evil people on this website. He would also be easy to trick as we've seen already.

Arcbell is a nobody. I have never heard of him in my life so he certainly isn't good enough to be a hired gun.

Blister is Blister.

Equity had to have people beg to release him. Pathetic. If he was really good he would do it himself.

Eris would probably send you lies and betray you.

Error would abuse the power he has when protecting you and thus put you in danger.

Golbolco is pregnant.

JamalMarley is God, so smart, so strong, so handsome. When JamalMarley has a job, he is relentless and he does not lose and does not give up. This is a great quality to have.

MeetTerry is scrawny and not very smart.

ABC. Who is ABC? What is he going to do? Say the alphabet?

Roadman is another nobody.

Sishen wouldn't move quick enough to fight for you.

The only true answer to this question is to choose JamalMarley to protect you and have the other 11 users try to kill you because they all have faults that are easy to exploit and take advantage of. JamalMarley has no faults.

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then again i really wanna die so i should pick the most ineffective team which would be jamalmarley and me holding a plastic spoon

SirAmelio

almost 10 years

yeah ive never seen any em user irl in my life

JamalMarley

almost 10 years

SirAmelio says

error seems like the best one in an actual irl fight out of those options

So clearly you've never seen error in real life.

SirAmelio

almost 10 years

abc would protect me from online things

terry would make the others have a moral loss

error seems like the best one in an actual irl fight out of those options

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o sht i forgot about abc im substituting lucid w abc

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yeah the only two people not on my team that i'd actually be concerned about are lucid and abc.... and maybe error?

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arcbell eris lucid bcos they're the best at locating people

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