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Dino Quest Chapter 7

over 8 years

Previous Chapter: https://epicmafia.com/topic/79597

Night was fast approaching as the rag-tag band of heroes continued their journey.

Mystical Maiden tried explaining important quest details to the dinosaur.

"Your name is Christopherzilla and there is still one more guardian to ..."

She looked back to see the dino humming 90's cartoon theme songs and wondered how he could remember those but forget his name.

"I think we should should make camp for the night." Playpops suggested.

"I think we should abandon this dumb quest and go back to the swamp," complained Feral Foxie.

"I just want to be a cute girl again." Nynite Newt said while eating a bug.


(Comment with the most upvotes* decides what happens in this chapter.)

Next Chapter: https://epicmafia.com/topic/79750

Is this chapter going to be a disaster?
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yes
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no
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Nice
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When am I going to enter the story? Make me and ohdearmycatisgone twinsies, plz!
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The dinosaur held the jagged knife in trembling claws above Mac's chest.

Beads of sweat rolled down Mac's face.

"DO IT [REDACTED]!" Jimbei commanded.



The dino plucked a string from Mac's hat and offered it to Jimbei. "Take care of this c'hat thread' for me," said the dino.

Jimbei stood in disbelief.

An awkward moment passed before sl0nder decided the mood had sufficiently been killed and invited the rest of the guests into the room.



sl0nder turned on Mac's big screen and they all watched Sunday night football. The Patriots lost to the Miami dolphins 24-17 without their star player suspended for deflating footballs in the previous season.

Thus ended the filler chapter. The illustrator decided to never let the community have this much control over the story ever again.
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#FREEPEEPEE

Cut him loose of his bonds and engage in a duel with Jimbei.
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Pull the trigger piglet
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create suspense by dedicating the next panels to a sir danger dolphin side story with his cats (ohlookacat, ohdearmycatisgone, herredy and nekomanri) sidekicks
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spare the good Doctor and run home to cry about this escapade on your blog
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oh kill him and wish for him to be alive again btw
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For a dead chick, this maiden sure is around a lot
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pull a thread out of his hat

and call it the "

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C

hat Thread" and give it to Jimbei
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steal his hat
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kill his hat
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milk him
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kill that .
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The team decided to seek shelter in the old busted up shack in the distance. By the time they arrived it was dark.



"Welcome to Mac's place." a sl0nder figure motioned for them to come in."

The dino stepped through the doorway first and the sl0nder figure immediately barred the door behind him.

What lay in the center of the room shocked the dino.



The ghoulish girl Jimbei stood over the body of Mac bound with rope and lying upon a sacrificial alter.

Jimbei pulled a knife out from behind her back.

"You're just in time to complete the ritual. Take Mac's life and you'll be granted one wish."



Jimbei handed the knife to Chris.

"Go on," she said. "Take this unnecessary player out of the game."

Mac let out muffled screams and squirmed around to no avail.

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What do?
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MeetTerry says

christopherzilla and platypops have sex to create error


im like fukkin 12, dont talk like that u crustian
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ok, going to mac's place
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Despite how hard the team tried to move on Mac insisted they stay the night. They pack into Mac's hut and being the nice host he is he offers to go outside and get water from the well. He lowers his bucket down and when he tries to pull it back up he finds it's much heavier than usual, after he finally raises the bucket he sees what was weighing it down- a monster with smooth skin, a long nose, and red glowing eyes...

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could it be the servant of darkness spying on them?
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Go visit mac's place
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Mac says

Wait what? What happened to Macs place :(


the dilapidated shack on the horizon is Mac's place.
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search for food and then turn on each other. go feral.
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Wait what? What happened to Macs place :(
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The Archosaur Ensemble find their way to a quiet forest paradise being harassed by [generic minions] crawling out of a dungeon, powered by [generic macguffin] and lorded over by [generic villain]. Lots of cute fuzzy animals to help out against the generic villain and their grotesque minions. Macguffin may or may not actually have a use to the ensemble depending on just how much of this is filler.
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everything that happened in Golbolco's "clique.exe"
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okay so apparently dragontales is from 1999... not quite a 90s cartoon. back to the drawing board. :(