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bonk Matchmaking Service

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Are you lonely?

Do you wish you had someone to hold at night?

Well you're in luck! I am an expert when it comes to finding love compatibility and I am offering you my services for free.

Simply send me a PM with your skype name and I will set you up with the future love of your life.

This could be you!

sign here if

9 signed

you want a bae

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My work here is done, this thread is over. Everyone else is dying alone, ta ta for now!

Edark

almost 10 years

Mori says

Wtf. I thought this was a "post to be matched" thread so I posted. I didn't think it was serious. Abort mission.

O-oh I just resd the OP after your comment lo

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krystal at least we got together babe ;)

Mori

almost 10 years

Wtf. I thought this was a "post to be matched" thread so I posted. I didn't think it was serious. Abort mission.

Edark

almost 10 years

I need me some mclovin'

krystal

almost 10 years

so far 3 people have left the matchmaking group chat idk how good of a matchmaker you are

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snippet from an exclusive antikrist interview:

bonk: So antikrist, I believe the readers are under the impression that you are the dom in this relationship. I think something that we're all curious of is, what would happen if one of them were to lynch you in a mafia game?

antikrist: Let's just say that they wouldn't be able to sit down for a week or two.

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I don't think Kylie would let either of you say no

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antikrist says

bonk says

antikrist says

I trust Bonk more than myself.

this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/163601

JeffreyAaron says

oh god give me antikrist please

this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/491877#/

anthony said this is only ok if it's a three way.

you know i'm not gonna say no to that.

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Sims says

nothing would make me happier, nay, prouder, than to cuckold you.

God bless you Sims. I hope you please him in ways I never could

Sims

almost 10 years

nothing would make me happier, nay, prouder, than to cuckold you.

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jack says

bonk says

Of course it's a 3 way.

not the first 3 way bonk has approved

God didn't create women with 3 holes for them to settle for 1 c*ck

jack

almost 10 years

bonk says

Of course it's a 3 way.

not the first 3 way bonk has approved

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Sims says

i want someone who will beat me while i am dressed as shadow the hedgehog, no questions asked

i am expecting a match in the next 12 hours

As much as this pains me to admit, but I think you may be a better fit for my lover than I am.

https://epicmafia.com/user/595264#/

I willingly give you permission to take his hand in marriage and cuck me.

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Nathan says

Find me love.

I'm on it chief. I'll keep this on the downlow so QtieBear doesn't know you're working on upgrading.

Sims

almost 10 years

i want someone who will beat me while i am dressed as shadow the hedgehog, no questions asked

i am expecting a match in the next 12 hours

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Of course it's a 3 way.

We at the Love Club are also expecting videos of your encounters and rendezvous.

Nathan

almost 10 years

Find me love.

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bonk says

antikrist says

I trust Bonk more than myself.

this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/163601

JeffreyAaron says

oh god give me antikrist please

this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/491877#/

anthony said this is only ok if it's a three way.

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dazeldafreak says

Find me someone not from epicmafia. lol

i know this chick i met at a college party who was SUPER into concerts and musicians and was hella rad. I'll send her a text out of the blue asking her if she's ever been on a cruise

dazeldafreak

almost 10 years

Find me someone not from epicmafia. lol

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please no negativity!!!! love is built on positivity and good vibes, lets focus on the *love* people

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im a party pooper cause i left while they were talking about random things, shame.

glow

almost 10 years

JeffreyAaron says

yachi says

Don't think people understand how incredibly rude and hurtful they can be. Y'all really need to chill.

give her a party pooper because she calls everyone a rat.

maybe cuz u r a rat

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hey guys, this is just a friendly thread! let's calm down and just enjoy the evening