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bonk Matchmaking Service

deletedabout 8 years

Are you lonely?

Do you wish you had someone to hold at night?

Well you're in luck! I am an expert when it comes to finding love compatibility and I am offering you my services for free.

Simply send me a PM with your skype name and I will set you up with the future love of your life.

This could be you!

sign here if
9 signed
you want a bae
JeffreyAaron
Ucklar
jack
xPooky
Kai
thecolonel
deletedabout 8 years
My work here is done, this thread is over. Everyone else is dying alone, ta ta for now!
Edark
about 8 years

Mori says

Wtf. I thought this was a "post to be matched" thread so I posted. I didn't think it was serious. Abort mission.


O-oh I just resd the OP after your comment lo
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krystal at least we got together babe ;)
Mori
about 8 years
Wtf. I thought this was a "post to be matched" thread so I posted. I didn't think it was serious. Abort mission.
Edark
about 8 years
I need me some mclovin'
krystal
about 8 years
so far 3 people have left the matchmaking group chat idk how good of a matchmaker you are
deletedabout 8 years
snippet from an exclusive antikrist interview:

bonk: So antikrist, I believe the readers are under the impression that you are the dom in this relationship. I think something that we're all curious of is, what would happen if one of them were to lynch you in a mafia game?

antikrist: Let's just say that they wouldn't be able to sit down for a week or two.
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I don't think Kylie would let either of you say no

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antikrist says


bonk says


antikrist says

I trust Bonk more than myself.


this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/163601


JeffreyAaron says

oh god give me antikrist please


this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/491877#/


anthony said this is only ok if it's a three way.


you know i'm not gonna say no to that.
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Sims says

nothing would make me happier, nay, prouder, than to cuckold you.


God bless you Sims. I hope you please him in ways I never could
Sims
about 8 years
nothing would make me happier, nay, prouder, than to cuckold you.
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jack says


bonk says

Of course it's a 3 way.


not the first 3 way bonk has approved


God didn't create women with 3 holes for them to settle for 1 c*ck
jack
about 8 years

bonk says

Of course it's a 3 way.


not the first 3 way bonk has approved
deletedabout 8 years

Sims says

i want someone who will beat me while i am dressed as shadow the hedgehog, no questions asked

i am expecting a match in the next 12 hours


As much as this pains me to admit, but I think you may be a better fit for my lover than I am.

https://epicmafia.com/user/595264#/

I willingly give you permission to take his hand in marriage and cuck me.
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Nathan says

Find me love.


I'm on it chief. I'll keep this on the downlow so QtieBear doesn't know you're working on upgrading.
Sims
about 8 years
i want someone who will beat me while i am dressed as shadow the hedgehog, no questions asked

i am expecting a match in the next 12 hours
deletedabout 8 years
Of course it's a 3 way.

We at the Love Club are also expecting videos of your encounters and rendezvous.
Nathan
about 8 years
Find me love.
deletedabout 8 years

bonk says


antikrist says

I trust Bonk more than myself.


this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/163601


JeffreyAaron says

oh god give me antikrist please


this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/491877#/


anthony said this is only ok if it's a three way.
deletedabout 8 years

dazeldafreak says

Find me someone not from epicmafia. lol


i know this chick i met at a college party who was SUPER into concerts and musicians and was hella rad. I'll send her a text out of the blue asking her if she's ever been on a cruise
dazeldafreak
about 8 years
Find me someone not from epicmafia. lol
deletedabout 8 years
please no negativity!!!! love is built on positivity and good vibes, lets focus on the *love* people
deletedabout 8 years
im a party pooper cause i left while they were talking about random things, shame.
glow
about 8 years

JeffreyAaron says


yachi says

Don't think people understand how incredibly rude and hurtful they can be. Y'all really need to chill.


give her a party pooper because she calls everyone a rat.


maybe cuz u r a rat
deletedabout 8 years
hey guys, this is just a friendly thread! let's calm down and just enjoy the evening