Epicmafia

bonk Matchmaking Service

deletedabout 8 years

Are you lonely?

Do you wish you had someone to hold at night?

Well you're in luck! I am an expert when it comes to finding love compatibility and I am offering you my services for free.

Simply send me a PM with your skype name and I will set you up with the future love of your life.

This could be you!

sign here if

9 signed

you want a bae

yachi

about 8 years

isn't this a little ironic

JeffreyAaron

about 8 years

yachi says

Don't think people understand how incredibly rude and hurtful they can be. Y'all really need to chill.

give her a party pooper because she calls everyone a rat.

deletedabout 8 years

glow says

My wife never has to wonder what to make for dinner. Give me boneless chicken wings and pizza every night I won't be mad.

a girl has to have aspirations though

yachi

about 8 years

Don't think people understand how incredibly rude and hurtful they can be. Y'all really need to chill.

glow

about 8 years

My wife never has to wonder what to make for dinner. Give me boneless chicken wings and pizza every night I won't be mad.

jack

about 8 years

sineadiio says

JeffreyAaron says

VOIDZ SUCKS AND IS A HUGE PARTY POOPER.

deletedabout 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

VOIDZ SUCKS AND IS A HUGE PARTY POOPER.

JeffreyAaron

about 8 years

VOIDZ SUCKS AND IS A HUGE PARTY POOPER.

deletedabout 8 years

so sexy

jack

about 8 years

I AM SEXY IN MORE THAN ONE SENSE OF THE WORD

deletedabout 8 years

If there are any women in the crowd please give this vocaroo a jingle and holla at jack if it makes you tingle ;)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V0xF3662Xa

deletedabout 8 years

antikrist says

I trust Bonk more than myself.

this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/163601

JeffreyAaron says

oh god give me antikrist please

this is your soulmate

https://epicmafia.com/user/491877#/

deletedabout 8 years

For some reason my skype isn't posting messages in the matchmaking group so I'll just post here...

Someone please add all posters here into the group and I will find them their soulmates

Kai

about 8 years

do me I will give tips

deletedabout 8 years

match me

JeffreyAaron

about 8 years

oh god give me antikrist please

deletedabout 8 years

I trust Bonk more than myself.

deletedabout 8 years

match meeeEEEEE

JeffreyAaron

about 8 years

bonk says

krystal says

Find my bae

I have used my sixth sense to find you the perfect bae

https://epicmafia.com/user/583366#/

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

okay find me one

edit: female pls

prayag

about 8 years

lol.. find me one

deletedabout 8 years

krystal says

Find my bae

I have used my sixth sense to find you the perfect bae

https://epicmafia.com/user/583366#/

jack

about 8 years

literally all of the above

krystal

about 8 years

Find my bae