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How to be Funny?

thecolonel
about 8 years

mist said I'm not funny. How do I be funnier?

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Every time I see this thread title I think of 50 cent's song How To Rob

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MuysVCJ7Ito

Man, what a great track
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denial says

im a squirtle


if u dont upload a still of the gif first u get a weird avi everywhere besides ur profile. nice gif tho.
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bonk says


July says


bonk says

I suffer from an undiagnosed degenerative brain disease


Do you prefer your brain disease to be somatic or autonomic.


Whichever makes me more likely to forget my own name and p*ss my bed


Parkinson's.
denial
about 8 years
im a squirtle
Satan
about 8 years

Sincerely says


denial says

you only have to be funny if you're ugly and therefore need a personality

if you still want to become funnier, i will help you sincerely


no thanks im waiting for mist and bonk and tatami to rub off on me. u know, some of the ACTUALLY funny people who post on the forums


wrong forum posters, well mist is good but the other two are trash sorry
deletedabout 8 years
my sense of humor is wrapping irony in irony and labeling it as sincerity.
yoyo200900
about 8 years
thanks mist
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Sincerely says


denial says

you only have to be funny if you're ugly and therefore need a personality

if you still want to become funnier, i will help you sincerely


no thanks im waiting for mist and bonk and tatami to rub off on me. u know, some of the ACTUALLY funny people who post on the forums


Aww, that is so nice of you, thanks!

Most of my jokes are probably misses with a few random hits. I just make jokes because I think they're funny, not because I think everyone else might. My sense of humor is pretty eclectic and eccentric.
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yoyo200900 says


yoyo200900 says

hey guys how do i make images on my profile bigger


good point


images automatically resize to a maximum dimension of 250x250 (but will always keep their aspect ratio). your best bet is either linking to image to an external host (like just putting the imgur image there) or using a crop tool to host the image in multiple parts (for example, the quote on my profile is actually two different pictures i stuck next to each other).
yoyo200900
about 8 years

yoyo200900 says

hey guys how do i make images on my profile bigger


good point
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July says


bonk says

I suffer from an undiagnosed degenerative brain disease


Do you prefer your brain disease to be somatic or autonomic.


Whichever makes me more likely to forget my own name and p*ss my bed
Escurai
about 8 years
i agree with bonk he's one of those hit and miss posters which is basically every user on em
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Mist helped him put the "b" in subtly. I don't notice him at all right now.
Sincerely
about 8 years

bonk says

thecolonel is subtly hilarious, I just don't approve of him being mean to people sometimes.

Have you not seen his posts in mod hurt & heal? He's a genius


i actually haven't looked at that thread
Escurai
about 8 years
nevermind sweetnkind's thread is amazing i was wrong
Sincerely
about 8 years

denial says

you only have to be funny if you're ugly and therefore need a personality

if you still want to become funnier, i will help you sincerely


no thanks im waiting for mist and bonk and tatami to rub off on me. u know, some of the ACTUALLY funny people who post on the forums
deletedabout 8 years

bonk says

I suffer from an undiagnosed degenerative brain disease


Do you prefer your brain disease to be somatic or autonomic.
yoyo200900
about 8 years
hey guys how do i make images on my profile bigger
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thecolonel is subtly hilarious, I just don't approve of him being mean to people sometimes.

Have you not seen his posts in mod hurt & heal? He's a genius
Sonrio
about 8 years
bonks bonk
Escurai
about 8 years
All the current threads are bad
Sincerely
about 8 years

bonk says

Hey thecolonel, I'm so glad you're here for us to share our twisted and deranged sense of humor that most people probably just think is strange.



you find thecolonel funny? i'm really disappointed, bonk
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I suffer from an undiagnosed degenerative brain disease
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thecolonel says

If I went to school I would probably understand that non-gender-binary is a completely legitimate condition observed in medical journals and textbooks


Sounds like Klinefelter's.
deletedabout 8 years
i tried to say you're funny but my grasp on reality is so poor i accidentally forum suspended you instead.