Peta says whoa dang just got this notification, it worked!
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Curse you ScubaSteve how dare you screenshot my profile and post it for everyone to see!
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LazyYami says "how to be funny" try being someone other than thecolonel
i just mean there was more space for him to walk
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I'm reporting for death jokes. Everyone knows that stupid chicken joke is about death and crossing over. I am so offended I might have to make another dumb useless post about it and somehow include how I'm hotter and better than everyone else.
there was more room on the other side
I think StanleyPower might think I'm someone I'm not.
StanleyPower says I never use that word.
Peta says thecolonel says let me give it a try. why did the chicken cross the road?
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I only said it because I noticed it's become your new favorite word. But please enlighten me on the true definition of edgy
Man, I'm beginning to think I'm the only person left alive who knows what that word means.
thecolonel says Head over to Reddit if you're looking for some inspiration. Reddit is basically the Grand Bazaar of comedy. Try r/funny for some great beginner's material.
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How to tell jokes tho?
what are the jokes i should say?
Well, can you tell me what is the difference between a definition, or instruction, and an example?
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Peta says Is this supposed to be an example?
Use jokes to make others laugh.
