Epicmafia

Whats the most

almost 10 years

Petty reason you dumped someone/they dumped you?

Alternatively, if you don't date, what's the reason you stopped being friends with someone/they stopped being friends with you?

gogogo

Were you dumped or the dumpee?

I dumped them >:)

I'm a loser who has never dated before

I was dumped ):

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i still really cannot imagine u in a relationship peta lol

Escurai

almost 10 years

Is that the lemon & herb at nandos equivalent?

debaser

almost 10 years

she ordered "Thai curry" at buffalo wild wings

Peta

almost 10 years

ComfortablyNumb says

I broke up with my ex because she would constantly fall asleep during love making. It sucks because we are still attached...never date your right hand. I did, and i'm stuck with her forever.

That's just crazy talk.

ComfortablyNumb

almost 10 years

I broke up with my ex because she would constantly fall asleep during love making. It sucks because we are still attached...never date your right hand. I did, and i'm stuck with her forever.

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i am probably not a very nice boy, escurai

Escurai

almost 10 years

veryniceboy you do not sound like a very nice boy in this thread

ScarletWolf

almost 10 years

Irl boyfriend. Got jealous because I typed a heart to someone on EM. We fought a lot. He was a really jealous type and I wasn't ready for a relationship anyway so I ended things.

I realised I wasn't ready for a relationship when we made out and I ended up feeling quite strange for an extended period. I was shaking uncontrollably (when kissing/making out) - Actually my heart rate was super-high and whenever we were together and when we did things my head wasn't very relaxed either.

I'm better off on my own anyway :')

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that's pretty much all i do. i don't go getting in overly serious heartfelt relationships that much tho. the girl is always super easy to come back to too if u do that lol. kinda leaves the relationship in limbo

Peta

almost 10 years

Yeah. I started doing it once and it felt so terrible but then she sent me a Facebook message so I told her bye =)

Edark

almost 10 years

Peta says

Dumping someone without dumping them.

Thats not even petty thats just horrible

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Edark says

yeah its not hard to close your eyes oh god what have I done

paper bag it

Peta

almost 10 years

Dumping someone without dumping them.

Edark

almost 10 years

whats ghosted?

Edark

almost 10 years

Escurai says

how do you do the sex with someone below your standards wouldnt it be floppy

Well yes but you see when you havent had sex in a while you get really horny and yeah its not hard to close your eyes oh god what have I done

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yea im not proud of it

Peta

almost 10 years

Escurai says

how do you do the sex with someone below your standards wouldnt it be floppy

Edark has needs.

Peta

almost 10 years

sweetnkind says

i ghosted my last boyfriend of like two months bc im a pussy

That's pretty vile.

Escurai

almost 10 years

how do you do the sex with someone below your standards wouldnt it be floppy

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i ghosted my last boyfriend of like two months bc im a pussy

Peta

almost 10 years

Edark says

After my breakup I just wanted to find someone easy to have sex with since I thought it would make me feel better. It ended up with me getting a girl way under my standards and I just felt disgusted after we were done so I just left her place immediately.

lol

Edark

almost 10 years

Now that I think about Im not even sharing petty reasons here, just horrendous relationship experiences.

Peta

almost 10 years

mindful says

I didn't want to continue dating this guy because he quoted memes and said :3 too often

Disliking someone's personality ... the pettiest of reasons to dump.

Edark

almost 10 years

After my breakup I just wanted to find someone easy to have sex with since I thought it would make me feel better. It ended up with me getting a girl way under my standards and I just felt disgusted after we were done so I just left her place immediately.

Escurai

almost 10 years

mindful says

I didn't want to continue dating this guy because he quoted memes and said :3 too often

I'd kill for a bf like this