Epicmafia

Whats the most

almost 10 years

Petty reason you dumped someone/they dumped you?

Alternatively, if you don't date, what's the reason you stopped being friends with someone/they stopped being friends with you?

gogogo

Were you dumped or the dumpee?

I dumped them >:)

I'm a loser who has never dated before

I was dumped ):

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mindful says

i can't be in a relationship with a guy who talk like this "hey how is your day? ok cool haha my day is awesome!!!" and all that basic stuff

By this you mean you want coherent and grammatically correct sentences, or that you want someone who is able to do more than basic small talk like asking how your day is every time?

Sims

almost 10 years

i'd much rather be with a guy who talks like "hey how was your haram-day working at the pawn shop with your son Big Hoss? *clenches fist*"

mindful

almost 10 years

i can't be in a relationship with a guy who talk like this "hey how is your day? ok cool haha my day is awesome!!!" and all that basic stuff

mindful

almost 10 years

i dumped one of my exs because i have grown bored of him and he was a normie lol i'll only date gamers from now. i'm not talking about gamers who love to play games 24/7

it's about how they socialize. i feel like i can't connect with the normies.

Stiffy

almost 10 years

I dumped a guy for playing too much WoW. But imo that's not even petty.

Awnyy

almost 10 years

I missed a date because i forgot about it and fapped just before

Becomeclear

almost 10 years

I missed a date because it was raining and i cbb

courtky

almost 10 years

almost dumped a bf for sayin i love you 2 much

Awnyy

almost 10 years

Togepi says

Because he offered to eat the booty like groceries 4 dates in. I thought it was desperate.

Because wanting sex is being dessperate

darling

almost 10 years

ngl i left them bc they looked at me the wrong way

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i wont go into details but i also aspire to be you mate

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what is so funny about snk aspiring to be me vilden. seems perfectly reasonable

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sweetnkind says

veryniceboy says

i once jumped out a girl's window right after sex.

i aspire to be u

rofl

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i would never run out on u like that sincerely

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One time I was talking to this other girl (but actually texting) and in mid conversation told her that I actually don't really like her that much because I thought she was being too nice that it was annoying

like ":)" too much, and she was also really bad at basic small talk

dunno if thats petty or not, but it annoyed me

actual question from her

"Hey :) Do you like Ice Cream :)?"

Sincerely

almost 10 years

veryniceboy says

i'm pretty proud of that one in fairness lol. and the girl was like 'wtf where are you going' when i was putting on my clothes straight after too. then straight out the window, if only i could have seen her reaction

hey, that was me!! >:(

Satan

almost 10 years

good times

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i'm pretty proud of that one in fairness lol. and the girl was like 'wtf where are you going' when i was putting on my clothes straight after too. then straight out the window, if only i could have seen her reaction

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veryniceboy says

i once jumped out a girl's window right after sex.

i aspire to be u

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same

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i have like emotional problems tbqh

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i have nice stories too tho elise :(

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Escurai says

veryniceboy you do not sound like a very nice boy in this thread

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have u ever told a girl u loved her before peta

Peta

almost 10 years

OK, pal.