u ladies can rent me for free to experience what it's like to date a fuccboi

things i will do

• not answer u for 6 hours
• tell u to stop talking because im with my friends
• tell everyone about that weird mole you have on ur
• date another girl
• then try to win u back when she dumps me
• insult u thinkin its funny 4 the bros
• insult u and say its just a prank baby calm down
• more stuff

things i wont do

• send u nudes
• internet sex gross
• use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs