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Rent a fuccboi

gom
almost 10 years

u ladies can rent me for free to experience what it's like to date a fuccboi

things i will do

  • not answer u for 6 hours
  • tell u to stop talking because im with my friends
  • tell everyone about that weird mole you have on ur
  • date another girl
  • then try to win u back when she dumps me
  • insult u thinkin its funny 4 the bros
  • insult u and say its just a prank baby calm down
  • more stuff

things i wont do

  • send u nudes
  • internet sex gross
  • use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs
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roadman says

Then she should have just jammed them up her arse.


this doesnt really hardboil them and im not falling for it again.
gom
almost 10 years
WHAT WAS THAT PAM
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only 20 tokens and ill be ur fuccboi forever
Volley
almost 10 years
Rent a fuccboi? more like Rent a god
gom
almost 10 years
only 5 dollars per week :~)
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this is what i always have dreamt about !!
your the perfect guy/girl for me xoxo
Edark
almost 10 years
I really wanna eat waffles but I dont own a wafflemachine since I forgot to take it with me when I moved to my new apartment and Im too lazy to buy a new one fml
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that is really cute
Mori
almost 10 years

Edark says


roadman says

Fruit, cream, waffle... Okay

Egg.... What?


Well she bought a whole pack clearly they had to put them to use.


Correct, we were rushing to use the eggs lol
Mori
almost 10 years
Yeah, Gerry doesn't eat fried eggs and I eat them sunny side up so he was gonna make them that way for me but I was like "nah dude just do the same for me"
roadman
almost 10 years
Then she should have just jammed them up her arse.
Edark
almost 10 years

roadman says

Fruit, cream, waffle... Okay

Egg.... What?


Well she bought a whole pack clearly they had to put them to use.
roadman
almost 10 years
Fruit, cream, waffle... Okay

Egg.... What?
roadman
almost 10 years
Having the eggs there really confuses me.
Devante
almost 10 years
Why does that look so good..


Gerry can I have you instead of mori
Mori
almost 10 years

goms says


Mori says

I can confirm I have used Gerry's credit card to buy mass amount of eggs, does that make me a fuckboy?


watd u do with the eggs


I made him cook them for me, of course.

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i rent harry and devante
gom
almost 10 years

Mori says

I can confirm I have used Gerry's credit card to buy mass amount of eggs, does that make me a fuckboy?


watd u do with the eggs
Mori
almost 10 years
I can confirm I have used Gerry's credit card to buy mass amount of eggs, does that make me a fuckboy?
Gerry
almost 10 years

pamda says

"use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs."
Lolllll s/o to Gerry.


egg
gom
almost 10 years
i also have cats u can play with

but after we break up u will never see them again
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"use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs."
Lolllll s/o to Gerry.
coolkidrox123
almost 10 years
ill have 69, ive always wanted a reverse harem
steve
almost 10 years
this idiot sucks
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i'll take 1