over 8 years

u ladies can rent me for free to experience what it's like to date a fuccboi

things i will do

  • not answer u for 6 hours
  • tell u to stop talking because im with my friends
  • tell everyone about that weird mole you have on ur
  • date another girl
  • then try to win u back when she dumps me
  • insult u thinkin its funny 4 the bros
  • insult u and say its just a prank baby calm down
  • more stuff

things i wont do

  • send u nudes
  • internet sex gross
  • use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs
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roadman says

Then she should have just jammed them up her arse.


this doesnt really hardboil them and im not falling for it again.
over 8 years
WHAT WAS THAT PAM
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only 20 tokens and ill be ur fuccboi forever
over 8 years
Rent a fuccboi? more like Rent a god
over 8 years
only 5 dollars per week :~)
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this is what i always have dreamt about !!
your the perfect guy/girl for me xoxo
over 8 years
I really wanna eat waffles but I dont own a wafflemachine since I forgot to take it with me when I moved to my new apartment and Im too lazy to buy a new one fml
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that is really cute
over 8 years

Edark says


roadman says

Fruit, cream, waffle... Okay

Egg.... What?


Well she bought a whole pack clearly they had to put them to use.


Correct, we were rushing to use the eggs lol
over 8 years
Yeah, Gerry doesn't eat fried eggs and I eat them sunny side up so he was gonna make them that way for me but I was like "nah dude just do the same for me"
over 8 years
Then she should have just jammed them up her arse.
over 8 years

roadman says

Fruit, cream, waffle... Okay

Egg.... What?


Well she bought a whole pack clearly they had to put them to use.
over 8 years
Fruit, cream, waffle... Okay

Egg.... What?
over 8 years
Having the eggs there really confuses me.
over 8 years
Why does that look so good..


Gerry can I have you instead of mori
over 8 years

goms says


Mori says

I can confirm I have used Gerry's credit card to buy mass amount of eggs, does that make me a fuckboy?


watd u do with the eggs


I made him cook them for me, of course.

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i rent harry and devante
over 8 years

Mori says

I can confirm I have used Gerry's credit card to buy mass amount of eggs, does that make me a fuckboy?


watd u do with the eggs
over 8 years
I can confirm I have used Gerry's credit card to buy mass amount of eggs, does that make me a fuckboy?
over 8 years

pamda says

"use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs."
Lolllll s/o to Gerry.


egg
over 8 years
i also have cats u can play with

but after we break up u will never see them again
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"use your creditcard to buy mass amounts of eggs."
Lolllll s/o to Gerry.
over 8 years
ill have 69, ive always wanted a reverse harem
over 8 years
this idiot sucks
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i'll take 1