When you were young, you were the king of carrot flowers And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for And this is the room one afternoon, I knew I could love you And from above you how I sank into your soul Into that secret place where no one dares to go And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking And dad would dream of all the different ways to die Each one a little more than he could dare to try
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are you stuck in 2012? youre a grown a$$ adult in 2017. do you have a mental impairment that permanently trapped you in your adolescent "i love waffles!!!! im so random hehe" phase? why are you the way that you are
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uncool
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i dont get why youre a respected user because youre kind of a loser. idk i dont really talk to you but you just seem so boring. i dont think you particularly like me but its okay because im not TOO fond of you either. overall i guess my feelings on you are pretty neutral leaning towards negative. hope its mutual
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miss u 2 !
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B-BENIS!!!
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just shut up you are so annoying and unfunny and lame and a nuisance to be around. why are you so lame (also ps youre an idiot)
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you kind of seem to be an actual angel. i want to be better friends with you and i think we're going to be and im very excited to continue our friendship journey
deletedabout 7 years
youre a sweet wholesome user but at the same time please tone it down with the nsfw humour. i dont like it and think its kind of weird, creepy, and unnecessary but otherwise i dont have anything against you
This person should be casually snuffed out of existence. Perhaps one somber day, an executive nonchalantly flips a quarter out of their penthouse suite window, which plummets down with the force of a hydrogen bomb onto this unassuming individual's head. A slight paroxysm of pain, a florescent rapture of red and grey viscera as their head explodes like a ripe melon, showering the sidewalk in the multi-hued ecstasy of their demise. A light is casually flipped and the world is a better place.
deletedabout 7 years
you are so weird. you barely even come on epicmafia but i hate when you do because your presence sickens me. youre another one who im pretty sure thinks that youre funny or cool when you really arent at all. i dont know why you think youre so above anyone else when youre also a bit of a creep too. youre the type to jerk it to an anime body pillow and i really wouldnt be surprised if this isnt a wild accusation. really dont seem like the type actual women would be interested in. or men even, i doubt you have any friends. do you even have a job?
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i dont dislike you but the same could be said about you i guess x
deletedabout 7 years
these two users are so unbelievably cringey and really just need to stop talking permanently. they kind of seem like a hivemind of sorts as they're both super f**cking annoying. but they are sort of easy to filter out so its fine im not too bothered
