youre making every single person on this website think you actually hate them and its messed up like nobody knows if you like them anymore its literally all a mystery now and this entire subtweet thread is actually just sad and makes me hate this website more than i ever have
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youre so weird why do you always feel the need to tell the entirety of sandbox your life story all the time. its weird and not only does nobody care but its extremely awkward
youre the love of my life youre so beautiful and i loved you in pacific rim and prometheus and i would never look at another woman again if it meant you would give me 5 minutes of your undivided attention naked
Now this is my bonus technique, the Grapefruit. Normally you can only get this technique in one of my classes but I wanted to share this with you because i believe every man should get grapefruited. When you grapefruit your man its going to feel as if you're giving him head, and f*cking him at the same time. No better feeling he will get then being grapefruited. So what you need to do of course is to have a grapefruit. You want to make sure you get the ruby red. Sweeter is easier. If you are allergic to grapefruit, or cant use grapefruit because of your medication, you can always use a large naval orange. Now what you want to do is make sure the grapefruit is room temperature. All you have to do is put it in warm water, do not microwave it, do not boil it. Then, once it gets to that temperature, all you need to do is roll it. The reason why you want to roll it is because you want to juice it up a little bit. The juicer, the better. Now what you're going to do is find the naval. There are two naval's to the grapefruit. Once you do that you're going to place it on the plate, and the naval is on the outside. You're going to take a knife and you're going to want to cut one side of that naval off. Now all this that you're doing - he's not going to see any of this preparation. Because... I'm gonna tell you that a little bit later it's a trick. Then what you're going to do is take it to the other side and do the same thing. So you should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing just like this. Now what you're going to do is put a hole in the grapefruit approximately the size if your man's p*nis. Do not make it too big, do not make it too tight, just approximate. Then what you're going to do is you're going to take the knife midway down and make sure it goes all the way through. All you want to do is make a nice hole in the middle of the grapefruit. Now if you take it and make it to big then that's okay, because you can always take it and squeeze your hands like the
I swear to fuckíng God, Grace. I told you not to contact me again and what did you go and do? You vicious little cow, I am absolutely disgusted that you decided to correct MY grammar. I'm only 1 season into Rick and Morty and my IQ (Intelligence Quotient) is already exceeding the Chinese average. If you think you're "better" than me by correcting my subtweet on a fuckíng forum then you can think again, you beluga whale stinking of trout and rotten seaweed. Execute yourself.
i was digging through the trash for grub once and this user had the gall to throw their crusty diaper, fully unwrapped, into the trash can. it smelled like the deep, hairy crevasse of satan's ásscrack and a thousand years of decaying smegma. who the hell just does that
