What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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hey xtal told me to tell u it's sishen
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can you tell the person you're subtweeting i'm interested?
All I know he reminds of my friend who commited suicide (or tried to ALOT) sexual abuser for a lack of a better word he reminds me of a monster He has alot of the same behaviors
this douche killed my mom, trapped me in his tower for like 22 years, made me eat weird lunch with him every day while telling me im ugly and unlovable constantly, was in love with the girl i was in love with but took it too far and told her he'd kill her if she didnt love him, and then for real tried to kill her, her boyfriend, and me too, like he would call me his child but then turns around and tries to have me killed, i think i'm going to drop him from the top of the tower i live in into a sea of lava
Hewwo Evewyone! uwu Thwis is epicmafwia uswer psy420 here and i want to tawk about a cewtain user who is a real B*tch! hewes the detawils ;3c thwey are a huwge binch and cawlled me a fat swlut duwing lunch pewiod last tuewesday!!!!! it was very mean unu !!!!!!! awlso..... thwey made fun of me CAT EARS JWUST YESTERDAY!!!!! I WAS SO OFFESNED!!!!!! OMG!!!! 3:<<<<<<<< w- well if u r wonwering who it mway be .... thwey may or nwot b named last on epicmawfia . com...... bwut its not like im llweaking ther name or anywthing!!!! uwaa~~~!!!! ok thawnks evewyone fwor weading my wittle post!!!! ~u~!!! bya!!!!!
here will be my first and last subtweet of epicmafia! i wish this thread didnt exist, because a certain user (one who has a fat, inflated ego and an ugly personality because the only place people will pay attention to them is on epic mafia and it has clearly gone to their head) suddenly think they are very, VERY important and have the entitlement of being a completely awful person via Subtweets on a public forum, on a website full of superficial relationships & trying to provoke others (ie people who have been friends with them for years) just for the sake of getting a rise out of people on epicmafia whilst praising themself as a good and nice person. i guess this is just what they wanted all along and i dont really care. to be honest, i am not sure why this particular user thinks so highly of themself and talks so much sh*t when they are a person who literally eats their own period blood, but maybe my iq is just not high enough to comprehend why someone would do that.
