i'm gassy and my tummy hurts cuz i ate a f*ckton of cheez so hear are some reads subtweets
1. ur my son 2. ur a thot 3. salty daddy 4. light of my life 5. i miss u 6. i also miss u 7. why do all of my friends leave this f*cking website 8. why do i still log on
ive hated u since i was last on this site u attention ho
deletedabout 7 years
why are so many of these so mean
deletedabout 7 years
this ones probably a bit obvious. im so annoying lol uhh i havent known you for too long, but i really hope i continue knowing you because youre a great lad. i think you are a really Cool person and i honestly dont understand why other people dont see that! i think youre actually super nice and the fact that so many people would disagree with this baffles me. i hope we have more memorable Big Personality moments together. this might be a bit of a gay stretch but i can see us being really close one day. i really am sorry im not the greatest at talking to you, its not because i dont like you at all but i think its starting to get a lot easier. i feel a lot more comfortable i guess because i realised ur literally so nice and accepting and like i said its so STRANGE others dont see that
your mom died after some mean guy pushed her down on the steps in front of a cathedral and i get it thats sad but you're grown now and whether or not you've been hidden for your whole life because youre super ugly doesnt mean you can come out into the real world and act the way you do. honestly you are Really ugly and need to go back into hiding, literally nobody likes you. that girl you thought was into you was only using you to save her hot blonde boyfriend. you, like, killed your only dad and then a few years later when your ex-crush has a kid she only likes you because you're like a free babysitter. your only friends are chunks of rock and you're job is not as important as you think and anybody with the strength of a 10 year old could replace you
deletedabout 7 years
i feel bad but i dont actually like you. youre just kind of... there, i guess. i dont like when you message me. i dread it, actually, but im a NICE person so i'd never be flat out rude to you but at the same time if you found out i didnt like i wouldnt really care. you have no value to me
deletedabout 7 years
youre very annoying and the only reason people are nice to you is because you seem to be missing a chromosome. we feel bad for you. i feel bad writing this. youre very sweet, you just arent really liked. youre like the kid on the playground who nobody wanted to hang out with but then you got famous for being that disabled kid nobody wanted to hang out with and got a bunch of birthday cards from strangers because none of us came to your party so now everyone lets you sit at their tables. but every time you talk i cringe and it'd be better if you just didnt say anything
This user sits in chatbox all day shitposting about nothing like it's their blog. Go away.
deletedabout 7 years
its really interesting that you think youre funny or cool when youre actually a disgusting fat waste of space. cant believe you havent picked up on the signs that nobody likes you. i really wonder why you even go on epicmafia when its so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS nobody cares about you at all. i cant stress that enough. we all think youre gross and weird. you bother me so much and im 100% certain others feel the exact same way. i tried to put up with you for awhile but your very being makes me uncomfortable. self delete
