Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around the circus ring as I provoke and awaken the elder gods, I call upon the power of the cambion, I begin the Slagnarok and Ameliogeddon that we have all been waiting for!

WELCOME! TO! GOLBAMANIAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Right, ladies! So Izzy says Jimbei told her what to write to Lucid to bring about yet another change to the moderator team! Jimbei used her friend to usurp power from Bebop, claiming the rest of the team is inactive! Well I don't know about you, but I saw every member of the team yesterday except for Error! Smells like treachery is afoot!

Now I am not a crook, despite what many of you suspect. I have learned and watched my friends and foes to formulate a superior Sandbox moderating technique. I will no longer ban users without reports, break games run by enemies, use my sultry voice and body to gain favor of the site mods, or lock topics without reason!

But do I propose that Golbolco be owner? Indeed yes, for the people of Sandbox do not deserve time after time again a great warrior betraying them and screwing around for hours and hours! No, we need a great warrior who BEGAN by screwing around for hours and hours! There is no traitor here! There is only GOLBAMANIA!

I propose, nay, DEMAND that the ownership of Sandbox return to its once and future queen, the rolemaker, the news scribe, she who enables the baiter and begs for that sweet, sweet R E L E A S E!

Return Sandbox to her, and you shall see a glory age not seen for years. I am educated, inundated, and have a thesaurus at my side at all times!

So one last time, let's put an end to the meme: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, MACHO-MAN SANDBOX, WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD FULL OF GOLBAMANIACS RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????